Thursday, August 13, 2020

Women

We see where the Demos are contemplating relegating Chlamydia to the basement also. I can't blame them. Yesterday, in her first big speech, she described the riots as a moral reckoning with racism and historic injustice that has brought a new coalition of conscience to the streets of our country demanding change.

Coalition of conscience? Now you know why.

They can't win.

Word has also come down Ubersturmbannfuhrer Gretchen of MI was Gropin' Joe's real choice, but the Demos are just as desperate now as he was 5 months ago. Understandable why he'd like her. She's his kind of girl.

Great rack, nice curves, good built, probably the best the Demos have to offer. Add to that she's a person of pallor, a good Kraut, has that Because I'm The Mommy, THAT'S Why dominatrix vibe (wonder where she keeps the whip), and probably grew up in a house with restrictive covenants on it.

Ah, well, if Gropin' Joe doesn't make it to Labor Day, they'll need someone to take Chlamydia's place so we can have that historic all womyn ticket.

13 comments:

The Dude said...
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The Dude said...

What I was trying to say was, the funniest line I read was "Who will Kamel pick as _her_ veep?", as that's what's really important now.

I didn't even mention golf balls being sucked through garden hoses or chrome on trailer hitches - such allusions would be far too coarse for this site.

Speaking of which, where's Trooper?

MamaM said...

On top of all the other traits mentioned, Whitmer also had The Oh So Sniffable Hair! She'd have been able to pull in a large block of the African American vote in MI. But she didn't have what it takes to eviscerate Pence, who'd developed a working relationship with her after she'd ticked off Trump.

Biden backed himself into a corner with his color requirements and wasn't able to get what he wanted, while the Dems hired themselves a sharp shooter. Harris has been tasked with dazzling the crowds with her female glory while using her prosecutorial skills to deliver and nail Trump and Pence with the full load of contempt she and the party carry.

Watching Kamala's speech with the sound off was almost as unsettling as hearing her speak. She looked like a little girl basking and preening at a birthday party. Simpering and fawning were the words that came to mind to describe what I thought I was seeing. Before using them however, I decided to look them up and there it was, double BINGO:

simpering: affectedly coy and ingratiating
fawning: displaying exaggerated flattery or affection; obsequious.
With smarm for the trifecta;
smarm: to behave in an ingratiating way in order to gain favor

And "Yuck!" to cover the whole thing!
Yuck: used to express strong distaste or disgust.

Dad Bones said...

One blogger that I read thinks that Biden took Harris' willingness to run with him as a welcome sign that she had forgiven him for being the racist she said he was during the Dem debates. I would be skeptical but for the George Bush/Michelle Obama hand-holding love fest after the Obama's trashed him for the better part of eight years.

Racism 2020. I'll add my own yuck to that.

Amartel said...

So faux even her one big chance at outrage ("I was that little girl") sounded fake.
The phoniest phony that ever did phone.
She's not even trying because she couldn't if she did try. She's bad at everything except brown-nosing who ever needs to be brown-nosed to get her up the next rung.

And OF COURSE the Bush/Obama hand-holding was authentic. They're all in on the joke and they're in the President Club so they burnish each other's backsides. Buddies4evah.

ampersand said...

Gretched with that grayish yellow complexion and the dark red lips looks like a cross between Mrs. Potatohead and Countess Dracula if the countess was a trans-sylvanian.

MamaM said...

Witchmer is another variation going around. Her latest, in a state where appointments with the Secretary of State are now booked out to December, and the Unemployment Office is still all balled up and behind on claim processing and payment, and those damn potholes she promised to fix (on her Fix the Damn Potholes platform) remain unfixed due to lack of funding, is a plan she announced this week to build a 40-mile road between Ann Arbor and downtown Detroit intended for connected and autonomous vehicles.

The new roadway would help secure Michigan’s position as “the automotive capital of the world,” she said in the press release.

“As we rebuild our roads to ensure every Michigander can drive to work and drop their kids at school safely, we will also continue working to build smart infrastructure to help prepare us for the roads of tomorrow,” Whitmer said.


She ties the weirdest sh*t together to make the baloney sandwich presented sound like steak.

No surprise here however: The press release did not specify where funding for the project will come from.

MamaM said...

As for the Commalalaladeedah performance delivered yesterday, smug would also be a fit.

smug: having or showing an excessive pride in oneself or one's achievements.

edutcher said...

Just remember, that ("I was that little girl" has Tulsi Gabbard waiting at the other end.

PS Mama I do like that Witchmer for the Ubersturmbannfuhrer.

One of the more memorable villains on Wild Wild West was Talamantes, a cross between Rasputin and Dracula.

Put her with Chlamydia and you're getting close.

MamaM said...

After I settled down from the word search, I realized the perfect word to encapsulate what I'd been seeing and hearing was already waiting on the bus!

Malarkey for the win!!

malarkey: speech or writing designed to obscure, mislead, or impress; bunkum:

It really is Opposite World right now with regard to Biden's no malarkey approach and Kamala's worshipful "That's what real leadership ship looks like. We just witnessed real leadership!" summation yesterday

As for Whitmer, your post made MrM laugh when I read it to him, edutcher, and I thank you for that.

This, from Matthew Walter's Aug 14, article on Yahoo, "Gretchen Whitmer is American's most incompetant politician" sums her up with another Opposite World conclusion at the end.

Two weeks ago, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Cuomo's fellow Democrat, vetoed a piece of legislation that would have prevented patients with active COVID-19 infections from being placed in nursing homes. Instead, the legislation would have required these individuals to be treated in entirely separate, otherwise empty facilities reserved exclusively for those who have already contracted the disease.

It is impossible to mount a scientific justification for Whitmer's veto. It was an act of pure spite, a move that signaled nothing save her unlimited contempt for the Republican-controlled state legislature. Her feeble defense — that not placing virus patients in nursing homes where their chances of infecting their fellow occupants are all but guaranteed would have violated their medical rights and privacy rights — is risible on its face.

...Whitmer is everything critics accuse President Trump of being: venal, narcissistic, hypocritical, obtuse, willfully ignorant, and totally indifferent to human life.

I can think of no greater or more obvious indictment of our national media than the fact that America's most incompetent public servant was feted as a plausible choice for the Democratic Party's vice presidential nomination. Republican governors can be accused, with varying degrees of accuracy, of making light of the current pandemic.

Whitmer stands alone in her positive insistence upon maximizing the death toll by the only surefire means known to science.

MamaM said...

Matthew Walther, https://news.yahoo.com/gretchen-whitmer-americas-most-incompetent-094502576.html

MamaM said...

The term "hype man", found on another thread where Kamala's leadership pronouncement was being considered, seems like a fit as well: A hype man, in hip hop music and rapping, is a backup rapper and/or singer who supports the primary rappers with exclamations and interjections and who attempts to increase the audience's excitement with call-and-response chants. Music writer Mickey Hess expands the term as follows: "a hype man is a figure who plays a central but supporting role within a group, making his own interventions, generally aimed at hyping up the crowd while also drawing attention to the words of the MC"

edutcher said...

MamaM said...

s for Whitmer, your post made MrM laugh when I read it to him, edutcher, and I thank you for that.

Always glad to provide a smile.

...Whitmer is everything critics accuse President Trump of being: venal, narcissistic, hypocritical, obtuse, willfully ignorant, and totally indifferent to human life.

It seems to be the trend. I've been mulling something based on Who Goes Nazi? that plays on David Horowitz' "Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out".

Trump really does bring the the inner being in a lot of people.