Trooper York's Word of the Day

 

ostentatious

[ˌästənˈtāSHəs]

ADJECTIVE

1. characterized by vulgar or pretentious display; designed to impress or attract notice.

   "books that people buy and display ostentatiously but never actually finish".
2. Conspicuous consumption - "she is so ostentatious that she would go on a boat with Robert Wagner and not be afraid that she would not float.

I hope that is a remote control in your hand young man......

"Well hello young Mr. Ronald. What is that you have in your hand. You dirty, dirty little boy. Put that down. I have a gun. I will shoot you. Don't make me do that. It will hurt. Now put that back in your pants and be a good little boy."

If Star Dates were like J Dates

"Don't be upset my dear. I am a doctor damn it not a perv. I have to feel you conch."
"Wrong movie dipshit."

Time for a Poll here at Lem's Levity!

If only Lem would install the poll feature. But Lem hasn't had a pole in a long time so I guess we can forget about that.

Anyhoo now is the time for you to pick your favorite Bond Girl:

Pussy Galore

Honey Rider

Plenty  O'Toole

Vesper

Jinx

Pick your favorite Bond Girl and let us know why!