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Or to say to your wife when she talks about her ex - husband
"All the kids who were not adopted please step forward"
kid tries to step forward
"Whoa there, not so fast Timmy"
But one man's junk is another man's treasure would be great for a penis transplant though.
When I was very young (before knowing what sex was), my parents use to say they found me in a garbage can. Definitely fueled some childhood attachment issues..
