There seems to be a recurring theme that if you criticize Israel, then you are an antisemite. Some of these people are legitimate Jew haters like Al Sharpton and the new mayor of New York. And that phony black conservative whore who is just trying to get clicks and followers. But many of us are questioning why we are sending billions upon billions to Israel. As Marjorie Taylor Greene has so aptly stated, Israel is a nuclear power. We just saved their bacon by bombing Iran. They need to stand on their own two feet. Other nuclear powers have a large immigrant community in the US that we don't subsidize. Like India. We should treat Israel like India. Be a good ally. Have a mutual defense pact. But don't pay their bills. Don't get directly involved in their wars. We can help negotiate peace for them, but we need to put America First.
Stop with the antisemitism bullshit. We know the Jews. We support the Jews. We just don't want to pay for the Jew's tab anymore. In blood or treasure.
Hi Prof. I just loved your post reviewing and informing us of your sons picks for the best 100 love songs that can be repurposed for homos. He has such talent. Sort of a combination of Hunter Biden's morals and Chelsea Clinton's looks. As usual that was a superb post.
As a aside can I ask you to send me a gallon of your urine so that I can make iced tea on a hot summer night. I feel that will bring you closer to your commenting community.
It is not so much that your son is brilliant it is that your vagina was so unbelievable fertile and exceptional to bring forth such a marvel. It is a shame that you have not used it again. I understand the problem but I would think you could entice your gardener to find one of those little blue pills.
As you know I took as my non de plume the sobriquet of the leader of the Mongol hordes but always know to me you will always be my "Hun."
I don't understand why you didn't avail yourself of my invitation to visit me during the college world series. As I told you I have bunk beds set up in my Mom's basement and one of them is unoccupied. I know you would have a great time if you would just travel just a little. I promise not to wear shorts or serve egg salad. In fact I have a furry rabbit costume that I would wear the whole time and some bologna and cheese sandwiches that are not too moldy.
Please let me know when you are on the road. ( ok, ok you can bring the gardener but he has to sleep outside in the shed)
JERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus ofNazareth for violating the Empire's clear "stay in tomb" order. After crucifying him and laying him in the tomb, Roman guards put Him under strict orders to stay there and not come back, rising victorious over sin and death.
But Jesus, answering to a higher authority, refused to stay dead and busted out of the tomb, establishing a kingdom that would never end -- again, in clear violation of the government's orders.
"Jesus is a dangerous rebel, refusing to bend the knee to Caesar and not abiding by the law of sin and death," said one Roman official. "He clearly broke the law by leaving the tomb, and we're going to be issuing a citation and placing him under mandatory quarantine for these crimes."
After coming into contact with many large groups over the course of approximately 40 days, Jesus ascended into heaven and is currently thought to be reigning on high.
Authorities are also investigating Him for planning to gather with a large multitude of every tribe, tongue, and nation. He says he currently has no plans to obey any earthly king on the matter, pressing ahead with the gathering of those who believe He died and rose again and trust Him alone for their salvation.
Lori Loughlin is in the news again as her attorneys are asking for discovery that might clear her. You remember her case? She was arrested for spending $500,000 to get her idiot kid into USC. Now she didn't do it like the old timey protestants or the Kennedy's did by buying a library or something. Instead she paid a hustler who couched it in the form of donations when it was really payoffs. What the scumbag FBI did was arrest the parents and made sweetheart deals with the scam artists and coaches and administrators who took the bribes. They just wanted some big names for the perp walk. It is just further amplification of the degradation of the FBI.
I can't believe we are wasting our resources on this bullshit. Like the Roger Stone prosecution it is just a political process meant to destroy what makes America great! Aunt Becky!
It's funny. Hallmark dumped her immediately from their show "When Calls the Heart" and from her ubiquitous mystery movies. Well now the ratings for WCTH are in the toilet and they sort of miss her. I guess they have burned their bridges and can't bring her back. So I say they pump up the ratings and bring another famous aunt on board.
Now when I had my sing-a-long at CVS another thing happened that was pretty funny.
This imperious old Irish woman had demanded to see the manager and she was berating him. You see there is a cashier who works there who is Jamaican who is pretty hard to understand. She has a very thick accent and she slurs her words like she had too much ganja on her lunch break. She is nice enough but when she is on duty we go to the self service line. Or we wait for the girl in the wheelchair or the forty year old punk rocker with the pink hair and the forty facial piercings.
You see CVS is a microcosm of America.
Anyway she is yelling at the manager. "How can you have someone working here like that? I can't understand anything she is saying. She talks so low. Why did you hire some one like that. She can't even speak English! Say something I am talking to you."
You see she was a nasty imperious bitch like my Aunt Rita. And someone else you might know.
We were just walking by on the way to the line at Pharmacy. I turn to the wife and tell her "This is a microcosm of the America right here." Oh and the manager. Well he looked like this:
"I am very very sorry Mrs. I will try to do better in my hiring practices in the future."
You have to laugh.
So we are leaving and the wife is backing out of our handicapped spot. And who comes barreling out of the store but Aunt Rita. She pushes her shopping cart right behind us and we have to stop because she would have been run over. The wife waves at her to go but she pulls back to let us back out. She even gives some hand signals to help as we are leaving. We drive away and think nothing of it.
Postscript: Today we had to get the car inspected. There was a whole saga involved in that. But to make a long story short we leave the car at the shop and go across the road to this tiny hole in the wall diner. Now I know it is good because all the working men from the auto shops come in to eat. Great comfort food. Burgers. Frankfurters. Chili. Meatloaf. I have a delicious burger served on rye bread with fries, coleslaw and a pickle. I was in freaking heaven. Now the way this joint is set up there is a four top against the wall and a two seater right next to it cheek to jowl. We sit down at the four top and are chowing down and guess who walks in and sits next to us? That's right. Aunt Rita. With a date.
As she is sitting down she looks at us and says "I know you." We are laughing she walked in and explain to her how she knows us. It's a small fucking world after all. We eat and chat and tell stories and have some fun. She is a nasty old cunt but I charmed her. That's my specialty.
Hazel: You are finally back Kehaar. Thank you for scouting over
the heather. We need to know what is happening but it is too dangerous for us
to send out the Owlsa. Some of them have gone back there never to return. Did
you find out anything on your flight?
Kehaar: Nothing matey! Nuthing you would care about Mr. Hazel. There
is nothing there for any good rabbit to think about. It is a bad place.
Hazel: Did you fly low over the old warren? Could you hear what they
were saying? How are they doing over there?
Kehaar: Many rabbits. Too many rabbits. Ugly rabbits. Mean. Smelly.
Gross. All of them fighting. But not like old days. Now they all fight with one
rabbit who pretends to be a duck when everyone knows he is a rabbit. But you
should not care even though they care too much about this warren. These rabbits
talk about you. Even to this day. When have been gone for years.
Hazel: I am not surprised. They are so boring they
have to reach back in time. It was always an evil place. It seems that whenever
someone goes over there they change into something worse than what they are. They
pretend to be something they are not. A rabbit pretends to be a duck. A gay
blue jay pretends to be an executive. They are all false rabbits.
Bigwig: What do you mean Kehaar? They care too much about what?
So I was in Long Island on Wednesday and I had to get a haircut. I needed to neaten up before the Holiday and I had to go to a local barber. There was a guy at the end of the street on Merrick Road so I decided to go there and get a quick haircut. I don't need to get a fancy cut. I mean I don't need a Scott Baio razor cut or a Flock of Seagulls haircut that Sixty gets. Just short all around and square in the back. You know the basic old man cut.
I walk in and there is a guy in the chair and two guys sitting in chairs. The barber a Polack named Stan goes "There are three guys ahead of you. Two here and one waiting in his car." He was a little brusque but he never met me before and he was a little harried since he was having a rush the Day before Thanksgiving. I go "No problem" and sit down and start reading my Kindle on my phone.
Boss Tweed: You're a good one for the fighting, Bill. But you can't fight forever. Bill: I can go down doing it. Boss Tweed: And you will! Bill: What did you say? Boss Tweed: I said, you're turning your back on the future. Bill: Not our future.
George: You can sit around with the gin running out of your mouth; you can humiliate me; you can tear me to pieces all night, that's perfectly okay, that's all right.
A British woman misplaced a sex toy before realizing it was lodged inside her backside — still vibrating — forcing doctors to perform emergency surgery.
Modal TriggerEmma Phillips and her boyfriend Lee MillerPhoto: Caters News Agency
Emma Phillips, a 24-year-old student teacher from the town of Wallasey near Liverpool, was getting busy with boyfriend Lee Miller, 29, on Saturday morning when they couldn’t find their 7-inch-long vibrator.
She pressed on her stomach and could feel vibration, according to The Sun newspaper in London.
“We were looking around the bed in case it had fallen out,” Phillips said. “When I leaned on my stomach I could feel it vibrating — it was stuck low down and at one point was even wedged behind my hip.”
Desperate times called for desperate measures — and BBQ tongs.
“For a while Lee was suggesting all kinds of wonderful options,” she said. “He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up — it was a goner.”
She added: “He tried BBQ prongs too but after a certain point — after an hour of trying — we knew were going to have to go to hospital. We were both a bit shocked.”
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