Showing posts with label Clueless Joe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clueless Joe. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Sunday, February 9, 2020

You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier!


Crazy Alzheimer's Patient Creepy Uncle Joe pulled another one. No not someone's finger.

He calls a voter who asked him a question that he didn't like a "Dog Faced Pony Solder!"

What the fuck?

What kind of insult is that anyway. I wish I was a pony soldier. Riding with the Duke and Ben Johnson and Hank Worden while we are shooting minorities and banging Maureen O"Hara. I guess he must have been listening to Elizabeth Warren. She said that was an old family curse that they used to use around the wigwam. Then I realized why he did that!

He plagiarized it.

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Monday, August 5, 2019

Dear Tulsi



Dear Tulsi,

I just wanted to drop you a line to thank you for the way you bitch slapped that uppity mulatto the other night. It was a pleasure to behold.

Not as big a pleasure as when I smelt your hair when I swore you in as a Member of the House in your first term. You were not the only member that was excited that night. I remember standing behind you and rubbing your shoulders and smelling your hair. It smelt like the Beach and Hawaiian Tropiic sunscreen. Oh those were  the days. When we Democrats were in charge of everything and the Orange Man was just on a TV show.

Anyhoo it doesn't look like you are going to make the next debate. I am sorry I would have loved  to smell....errr see you again. Just hang loose because I will be needing a woman of color for my VP and you are right up my alley Tulsi.

Ma-hole-o baby.

Your pal
Uncle Joe Biden.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Listen up....all you white people get at the end of the line!




Biden: Democrats haven't 'spoken enough' to white, middle-class Americans

Vice President Joe Biden joked Wednesday that he is “going to be living in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan” in the coming months as the Democratic Party looks to reconnect with white, middle-class voters ahead of November’s general election.
Biden told MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” that Democrats have increasingly failed to connect with white, middle-class Americans, a group with which Republican nominee Donald Trump has consistently polled well. The vice president said that while Democrats have continued to advocate for policies that would benefit those voters, they have not spent enough time assuring them that Democrats understand their problems.