(Lucifer strides into Hell in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt smoking a cigar and scratching his balls. He does that a lot. That's why they call him old sratch)
Lucifer: How the Hell are you Forcas? Ah who am I kidding I don't give a shit. I'm back from vacation so let's get to work.
Forcas Did you enjoy your cruise on the River Styx my Dread
Lord?
Lucifer: Yeah it was kind of cool. I had Katherine Hepburn there
dressed up like she was on the African Queen to blow me while we were drifting.
She hated that because she is big time Lesbo. Whitney Houston sang from
underwater and Fred Astaire danced and Lenny Bruce told some jokes. And shot
smack. Just like the old days.
Anyhoo do we have any candidates to be the New PA Announcer. I had to throw Cosell back into the fiery depths. He was getting on my nerves. Who you got?
