“It is a pleasure to finally meet you Mr. President. I
have looked forward to this for a long time.”
“Please call me Donald. I want us to be friends. I want
our two great countries to be friends.”
“Of course Donald and you should call me Vlad. I was so
happy that you defeated that demented Harpy in your elections. I did not look
forward to long negotiating sessions with her. She is incontinent you know. Her
adult diapers always smelled. It was trying.”
“Oh no doubt about it. I have heard great things about
you from Mikhail Dmitrievith Prokhorov ever since he started coming to my
casinos. I helped him get the Nets you know. I know he ran against you in the last election
but that doesn’t mean you can’t be friends. After all I have Little Marco come
over to shine my shoes all the time.”
“I think we have the same thoughts about our rivals
Donald. Just the same as our countries. We have no permanent allies …….only
permanent interests.”
