First Ladies on the Stump

It is generally agreed that the first lady with the most dangerous bosom was Barbara Bush the wife of George Herbert Walker Bush. Although her bountiful bosom was to be expected with her matronly figure this was not the source of peril to her unsuspecting victims. Rather it was her unfortunate habit of clasping the unwary to her copious bosom in a hug and holding there while they feebly struggled to free themselves from her embrace. This lead to an unfortunate diplomatic incident when her husband was the envoy to China when she clasped the diminutive Prime Minister Cho En Lai to her chest for so long that she smothered him and he had to be revived by medical personal who were luckily on the scene. As a consequence she became know in China as 怪物 乳房 which means Godzilla tits which was a reference to the lovable monster that was a wonder and delight to all Asians as immortalized in a movie starring Raymond Burr.
(First Ladies on the Stump, Doris Kearns Goodwin Playboy Press 2007)

The Naked Truth

Swiss performance artiste Milo Moiré protested naked in front the Kölner Dom
(Cologne Cathedral), carrying a sign which read "Respect us! We are not fair game even when naked:"

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Unfortunately, Moiré's breasts are fair game for comment as she put them out there: Those are some of the worst implants I've ever seen. (Link for the prurient)

[added: note that the word "Freiwild" in German is translated as "fair game" in the hunting metaphor. Freiwild is obviously related to "free wild"].

KLEM TV

The nightly news from Albania:

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She replaced even bigger news:

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Ziegfeld Follies Girls

"The Ziegfeld Follies were a series of elaborate Broadway productions known for featuring the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Florenz “Flo” Ziegfeld was the legendary showbiz man behind it all and could be considered a sort of early model and talent scout extraordinaire."

http://www.messynessychic.com/2015/07/08/meet-the-original-victorias-secret-beauties-of-the-1920s/



Look at the cans on that one

Artist Julie Djikey protests pollution as a "human car," with oil filters on her breasts and motor oil mixed with burned-tire ash smeared on her body.

National Geographic

TSA: "Let's take a closer look at those breasts."

 From The Mirror (as reputable a publication, in terms of veracity of their stories, as the NYT, or the National Enquirer):

Heathrow Airport is on high terror alert amid fears women suicide bombers are ready to strike with ­explosives concealed in breast implants.

Security checks have been beefed up after “credible” intelligence that al-Qaeda is plotting attacks on airlines flying out of London.

One staff member said: “There are genuine fears over this.

"We have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts."

Threat level:  Defcon 4.

 Somewhere, a thousand skeezy TSA agents just went full-boner.  Rest assured that directives and procedures are already being fleshed out for new advanced search techniques like the squeeze-and-jiggle, the nipple tweak, and the motorboat.