World Cup Soccer: Suarez Reality Bites

"Uruguay striker Luis Suarez has attempted to play down his apparent bite of Italy defender Giorgio Chellini, saying "there are things that happen" during a game."

Now, where have I heard something incredulously similar recently?

I must say, this guy is in the wrong line of work... look at those chops!

Finally, here is Suarez in an earlier incarnation.

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Catches bass from subwoofer