Showing posts with label Share economy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Share economy. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

"Social Justice Warrior Abuses Her Lyft Driver Over ‘Offensive’ Hula Girl Bobblehead"


HeatStreat:  A (we’re guessing) drunk turbo-feminist entered a Lyft car, and instead of quietly enjoying the ride, she decided it was best to berate the driver for five minutes over a hula girl bobblehead sitting on his dashboard.

“You thought that was adorable,” she said to him. “You didn’t think of the pillaging of, like, the continent of Hawaii.”

For the crime of insulting the “continent” of Hawaii, the Lyft driver had to endure some of the worst entitled valley girl speak that California has to offer. Finally he decided to kick her out of the car after miraculously keeping his cool through her profanity-laden rant.

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

"Car sharing has me thinking"

"[T]he path seems promising for owner-based drive shares, making me wonder if I shouldn’t contribute some of my own prized possessions for wider utility and extra bucks."
Start with my iPod, which has a well-curated collection of modern jazz and Brazilian music, including many bootleg recordings not available on iTunes...

I’m also making my 17-year-old son available for share. Asher can operate your remote control, set up FaceTime and Skype calls, and show you the most hilarious BuzzFeed videos. Just don’t ask him whom he’s texting so furiously or what time he plans to go to bed...

For platinum-card holders, my wife, Sarah, could be option-shared at $125 an hour. She comes with 1,001 tested recipes for cooking chicken and never walks into a room she can’t tastefully redecorate. Sarah will listen empathetically to any family issue so don’t hesitate to give her your toughest problems. But note — she’s a serious night owl, so if you’re not prepared to stay up talking until 2 a.m., make sure there are plenty of books around for her to browse.
Anything you like to share?