Saints and Sinners

Mother Theresa gets up to heaven and starts looking around, when she sees Princess Diana in the corner with this enormous fucking halo, especially compared to hers. Mother Theresa immediately goes up to St. Peter, grabs him by the balls and squeezes, "You sons of bitches! I fucking lived and gave my life to the fucking lepers! What has she done except live a life of privilege and riches? Why does she get a bigger halo than me?"

St. Peter looks over, and gasps back at Mother Theresa, "That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel!"

To Choose a King?

 The BBC show "The Crown" starts tonight. It is pretty decent history of the last 60 years of the life of the British Royal Family. They have some excellent actors playing the various royals. Olivia Coleman is particularly good playing the Queen. They even found an actor that can humanize that commie piece of shit Prince Charles.

A curious thing happened with the last season. Prince Charles popularity grew as he was portrayed as a dutiful son who was stymied and controlled by his role as the heir. He even went up above 50% approval for the first time in decades. The drive to have his son bypass him to get the throne when the old bat croaks was even dying out. Not so fast you jug eared dofus.

This season will portray his marriage to Princess Diana and he will get slaughtered. A whole new generation will fall in love with that nasty twat and he will be hated and ignored again. His chances of being named King next year are going up in smoke. The Queen is quietly thinking of stepping down next year when she is 95. The chances that she is going to pick her grandson is going up exponentially. This show will be the final nail in the coffin for poor Charlie. 

Couldn't happen to a nicer Commie.

"Charles ready for pension, still in line for job"

"Prince Charles plans to claim the government pension he qualifies for when he turns 65 on Thursday, but he still hasn't started the job he was born to do."

The eldest son of Queen Elizabeth II has been heir to the throne since his mother became monarch in 1952, when he was 3. He is the longest-waiting heir apparent in Britain's history, overtaking Queen Victoria's son, Edward VII, two years ago.

Charles became a grandfather earlier this year with the birth of Prince George, the first child born to Prince William and his wife, Kate.

Palace officials said Wednesday that Charles will contribute the government pension to a charity that helps elderly people.

The future king is entitled to about 110 pounds ($175) per week because of his service in the Royal Navy and voluntary contributions he has made.

As Prince of Wales, he certainly doesn't need the pension fund. He enjoys control of the lucrative Duchy of Cornwall, a vast holding established in 1337 by King Edward II to provide income for his heir. It brings Charles millions each year.

AP

Royals

Song by Lorde, New Zealand singer-songwriter. The song is from The Love Club extended play (2012) and on her debut album Pure Heroine (2013) and as a single from the EP in March (2013)

Her video has 69,460,000 YT views, with 98,000 comments, not all of them complimentary.

A lot of people really enjoy this, but I do not. This song did nothing for me at all.

And then another poster popped up and said, "I showed this to you earlier but you tired old poops did not respond to it." Something very close to that.

And I must admit, as much as do not like clowns, this guy as Puddles the clown really did get me with this song. I like this cover much more than the original. Her version is more condescending, his more pleading and more pathetic. If you care to have a listen, notice him fumbling his costume buttons at 2:37 as if mentally fumbling. It is a very good dramatic touch, I think. His voice is stronger. It is weird and it is compelling.

I almost did not post this because I sense it is not near to anybody's thing. I decided to post this because I cannot get this version of this song out of my mind. The trick worked on me. I hope it works on you.