Showing posts with label too soon?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label too soon?. Show all posts

Friday, August 12, 2022

Bad Ideas!

 



Ann Heche Diving Schools!

Everyone who passes gets a fish taco.

Friday, March 13, 2020

KLEM TV: Viral Version

As read on Drudge...just change the word "AIDS" to "coronavirus:"


As for Drudge's "150 Million Americans Could Get Infected" headline, keep in mind his* choice of modal verb: could. Not will. Not may. Not even should. Could.

Has anyone else noticed the weird struggle going on to name the current virus? Coronavirus is out; covid-19 is in. Wuhan Flu is definitely out because it's "racist." I'm reminded of the struggle to rename ISIS under the Obama Administration; they always insisting on ISIL. They needed to spread out the Islamic state to include the whole Levant and not just Syria. Porqué? Just trying to connect dots here.

Lastly, as for the "he said Xi said" origin of the virus -- I suspect that a careful analysis of molecular signatures could solve this were I more a molecular biologist than a chemist.
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*Does anyone even trust Drudge since he sold out? Does he even write his blog??

Thursday, May 30, 2019

Weather's Here - Wish You Were Beautiful


Don't click on the video if you don't care for the song. I put the video up for its cover art start page.

Something weird happened on the WH lawn yesterday. But don't worry, I think Presidents have immunity from the Immolation Clause.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

KLEM FM

This brought a simile to my face:


Did Rock 'n' Roll contribute to global warming?

Discuss!!

[Post Hurricane Irma updates here too, please]

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Georgia Voters Tell Trump To Oss-Off

Intercepted email from Hillary Clinton:
Tonight's hard fought victory shows three important things: First and foremost, outside contributions are and will be crucial going forward in taking back the House next year and, more importantly, returning the White House to its proper stewardship in 2020; Terry will be contacting you individually to tell you how you can help. Secondly, the results show that real men can and should stand up to braggadocious bigots. Third -- and my advisors tell me this is the most important point -- we did this in the South! We connected to African American voters!   
Onward Together!

Friday, May 26, 2017

KLEM FM


I thought first of Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold" but this won out.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

KLEM TV

Steven Spielberg should consider doing a modern, updated version of "Duel" (1971)


Note that the menacing truck in the film was an oil tank truck

Friday, December 16, 2016

Newsweek Editor Has Seizure Denouncing Trump

Tweets
Kurt Eichenwald55m
 This is his wife, you caused a seizure. I have your information and have called the police to report the assault.
   
Fake news of the week? Background here

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Friday, June 17, 2016

WKRLEM: The Too Soon Cafe!

When I saw my baby walking with another man today
When I saw my baby walking with another man today
When I asked her what's the matter, this is what I heard her say:
See you later alligator, in a while crocodile
See you later alligator, in a while crocodile
Don't you know you're in my way now
Don't you know you cramp my style
She said, I'm sorry pretty daddy, you knew my love is just for you
She said, I'm sorry pretty daddy, you knew my love is just for you
Won't you say that you'll forgive me and say your love for me is true
I said, wait a minute gator, I know you meant it just for play
I said, wait a minute gator, I know you meant it just for play don't you know
you really hurt me, this is what I have to say

Friday, May 6, 2016

KLEM FM


All is looking up in poli-world for Republicans. There are a few stragglers -- men in island caves who haven't yet heard that the war is over and that a new one has begun -- the fools at NRO and Simon and St. Croix over at TOP come to mind. But they too shall pass.