SOLID!

 

"Hi my name is Gopher and someday I will grow up to be a Republican congressman. What's your name?"

"My name is Lola."

"What do you do Lola?"

"I am a Show Girl."

"What does that mean?"

"Come up to the Lido deck and I will show you sugar."

"Solid!"

The Love Boat

 "Why won't you come up with me to the Lido Deck? We can play a game. I am the foremost game show host in America. We can play the Match Genitals Game or Win Lose or Suck. It will be groovy baby."

"I am sorry Bert but I am in love with Ricardo and he is going to whip my later with his riding crop made of rich Corinthian leather."

"Oh yeah well later for you bitch. You were the sixth best Charlie's Angel and the fiftieth best Bond Girl. You are so stupid you probably won't even known when you are dead. I am going to look for Betty White. She always puts out."