What if the actors had to write their own television shows?

If George Takei had to write a Star Trek Episode we would definitely see man boldly go where no man has gone before.

Phasers set to Stun Mr. Sulu

"Hello Mr Takei nice to meet you. My name is Clarence and I am a law student. Welcome to Yale Law School."
"My pleasure big fella. I just hope I get to review a few briefs while I am here."
"I didn't know you were a lawyer?"
"I'm not. Hey you want some Coca Cola. I have a can for you right here."
"Thanks anyway. I'm good. But do you have some Mountain Dew for Larry Bird over there. He likes to wash down his Meth with it. Anyway I understand you are going to address the Law School at commencement. That is interesting. Why did they pick you?"
"I would love to explain it to you in detail. Why don't you come up to my suite and we can get comfortable?"
"Err I think you misunderstood. This is not my thing. I only like women. Well white women. Thanks anyway."
"WHAT! YOU DARE REFUSE THE GREAT TAKEI! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? SHATNER? I WILL GET YOU SOME DAY IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!!"
"Okey Dokey. I think I will leave now. I have to meet Anita at the Student Union. At least she is not crazy."