Is that what they mean by a bubble butt?

 

What's My Line?

 

Dorothy Parker: "Men don't make passes at girls that wear glasses."

Joey Heatherton: "What about girls with great asses?"

Dorothy Parker: "Whore."

Whose that girl?

 She hated Diana because she was more popular than her. She had to marry the dumber guy but at least he had a good gig working in a casino on TV for Sonny Corleone. Still and all she was pissed. As she did in her pants on several occasions.

Whose that girl?

There's a couple in Wisconsin celebrating today....

There is a couple in Wisconsin celebrating what they think is a Biden victory but don't  believe the hype.

Know that the God Emperor will leave no stone unturned in his quest to fight the fraud and remain as our leader.

Keep the faith.

Can it get any worse? Of course it can!

 

The God Emperor has exposed so many horrible things during his Presidency. The crimes of the main stream media who are the enemies of the people. The senility of Nancy Pelosi. The corruption of the Biden crime family.

But the most hideous exposure is just too much for the mind to bear.

God save us from 2020!

Kamala for Vice President!

"This morning all across the nation, little girls woke up, especially little Black and brown girls who so often feel overlooked and undervalued in our communities, but today, today just maybe they're seeing themselves, for the first time, in a new way — as the stuff of presidents and vice presidents."

Whose that Legal Aid bitch who likes PDA?

She only had one role where she was a star and played a ball breaker of a feminist who really embodied the times.

She was Lawyer who tortured everyone as a public defender who helped criminals and would be in the forefront of both BLM and the MeToo bullshit. I don''t understand why an Italian guy would ever go out with her. He must have been a masochist of the first water.

Oh and she like pizza.

Whose that lawyer bitch.

New Poll: Who is the worst woman on Television?

Hey Lem doesn't allow us to set up polls on the site since he only likes to take a pole in the stalls at Fenway.....errr...sorry too much information.

No seriously we have to add the poll feature on the sidebar.  Lets get on that.

Anyhoo just put your answers in the comments.

Who is the worst woman in TV these days:

Kelly Dodd bimbo extraordinaire of the Real Housewives of Orange County. Accused of cocaine abuse and pulling a train with eight guys she is a real piece of work.

Well technically she is a woman right? Doyen of the Hate Trump network CNN she lies non-stop as she proffers fake news.

Joy Behar. No one on earth is more misnamed than this harridan. Head talker of "The View" she is a scabrous pustule on the butt of America.

Tamra Judge the head shit stirrer on the Real Housewives of Orange County. I only used that franchise as that is what is on now.

So there you are. Two from news and two from entertainment

Who is the worst. Youse guys make the call.

Dear Mrs Steve Phillips

Dear Mrs Steve Phillips,

Well now you have done it you frigid bitch. My girlfriend Julia has told me you have dropped a dime on her to FOX News and told everyone that she was fucking Keith Hernandez. That she was trying to dip into his wife's bank account. Why did you have to do that you bitch?

I can understand that you are mad at me because Steve fucked me in the parking lot in my Acura. Three different times.  Of course the parking lot is what he called my asshole because it was big and dirty and had a lot of puerto ricans in it before the game. Still he loved to fuck me while I was wearing the Mr. Met hat and a Mookie Wilson jersey. He said I was his good luck charm. You ruined all of that for us. You got me fired from my TV gig. Steve lost his job as analyst which was a shame because he put the anal in analyst. Even ESPN wouldn't hire him. So he had a plan.

Steve decided to become a communist. He figured that would give him a boost when he reapplied to ESPN. They loved communists over there. He promised me I could get a job too if I stopped calling him and mailing him my dirty panties. But it didn't work out in the end. He didn't even get to work out in my end. You see it wasn't enough to be be a communist. You had to be a Schwartze too!

So Steve didn't the gig and they hired that Jemele Hill cunt  with the big monkey lips and the fat fly girl ass. Fat lot that did for them. I could have done a fat lot for them too. Cause I am a lot of fat. I think it didn't work out because you spoiled everything with your stupid divorce and your stupid alimony and your stupid kids.

Now you ratted out Julia for banging Keith Hernandez and trying to get into his wife's bank account. What else was she supposed to do? I mean she is half a Jew after all. She had to get the gelt. So it didn't happen for her. Why did you have to spoil it now that she is running for Senator. Don't you know that you have to be a hot spic girl to get elected in Queens these days. Julia Salazar is one hot tamale with a little kosher salt on it. I know you called up that faggot Sheppard Smith  You told him about Keith and Kai and even that she even wasn't a real Jew. What fucking business was it of yours you busybody. If you had got busy with you body when you were married to Steve maybe he wouldn't have been fucking me in the ass in my Acura all those times you snot.

I know you haven't heard from me for a while. I have been busy with my new job at In and Out Burger. I don't want you to think I have forgotten about you and what you did to me. You broke up me and Steve and I can't let that go. So you will be hearing from me soon.

Oh and maybe you should tell your kids to look both ways when they cross the street. You know what I mean. They are in High School now and are much easier to track down since they are high all the time. When I was following them....err...I mean when I last saw them they kept running across the street without looking.

As for you? If you see a brown 1995 Acura with a broken back window you better run like hell. Just sayin'

Toodles
Your Friend
Brooke

Lust in Space?

This is what Judy Robinson looked like in the original Lost in Space.

This is what Judy Robinson looks like in the new Netflicks production of Lost in Space.

Just another example of how political correctness ruins everything.

Whose that girl?

She is not in the Fortune Five Hundred but she got a lot more money than she is worth. A former news bunny she cashed in before the rush of Me Tooism hit the courts. Now she is sitting pretty and keeping quiet.

Whose that rich bitch.

Sarradon's Pendulous Breasts by Trooper York

"Or this apparatus for the study of the fermentation of milk. A maze of crystal arches leading from the lips to the hips due to the pendulous nature of the teat. Those little nipples, the hourglass where the sand has shifted, the electrolysis of the mustache, the swollen labia. Or the laboratory knife that looks like a cuneiform character, the spatula with the release lever, the glass blade, and the tiny, three-centimeter clay crucible for making a gnome-sized homunculus--infinitesimal womb for the most minuscule clonings. Or the wrinkled distended box filled with little white packets like a village apothecary's cachets, wrapped in parchment, covered with untranslatable ciphers, with mineral specimens that in reality are fragments of the Holy Shroud of Basilides, reliquaries containing the foreskin of Hermes Trismegistus. Or the long, thin upholsterer's hammer, a gavel for opening a brief judgement day, an object of quintessences to be held among the Elfs of Avalon. Or the delightful little apparatus for analyzing the combustion of oil, and the glass globules arrayed like quatrefoil petals, with other quatrefoils connected by golden tubes, and quatrefoils attached to other, crystal, tubes leading first to a copper cylinder below it, then to other tubes, lower still, pendulous appendages, testicles, glands, goiters, crests...This is modern chemistry? For this the author had to be guillotined, though truly nothing is created or destroyed? Or was he killed to silence what his fraud revealed?"

Bitch gotz to get paid!

Mariah Carey ‘wants millions’ from James Packer

New York Post Page Six Emily Smith and Carlos Greer October 28, 2016

Mariah Carey is keeping her $10 million ring from her billionaire ex-fiancé James Packer — and now she “wants millions in a settlement” for uprooting her life to be with him.

Carey was spotted out at Nobu in Malibu, Calif., on Thursday night in an eye-catching, skin-baring outfit and still flashing her titanic 35-carat diamond ring from Packer.

The couple split following a fight on his yacht in Greece in September amid rumors that the diva had been hooking up with backup dancer Bryan Tanaka.

According to reports, Carey is now seeking $50 million from Packer for uprooting her life to move to LA for him, and claims she’s so traumatized by the split that she’s had to cancel the South American leg of her tour.

But a source close to the warring ex-couple said, “Of course Mariah wants money, but she’s not getting $50 million. There’s no negotiations about money because they haven’t spoken since the split. He let her keep the ring, and she isn’t getting a cent more. It is ridiculous to claim that James is the reason for the cancellation of her South America tour. A few days ago she blamed it on the promoters.”

Post to annoy everyone who hates Reality TV.....and it isn't about Trump...ha...psyche!

Mariah Carey reportedly dumped by billionaire fiancé

By Chris Perez

October 26, 2016 | 11:43pm

 New York Post Page S

Mariah Carey has been dumped by her billionaire fiancé, James Packer — who was sick of putting up with her “extravagant spending” and newfound love for reality TV, sources said.

The Australian casino mogul officially called it quits this week after being engaged to the singer for less than a year, according to Woman’s Day.

“It’s all over,” a family friend told the magazine.

“James had huge reservations about Mariah’s new reality TV show and the fact that she was willing to expose their lives to the world,” they said, adding that her spending sprees had also played a major role in the split.

“James is very generous, but Mariah takes it to the next level,” said another source.

Whose that burka?

She had rhythm. She had music. She got her man. And a burka. Who could ask for anything more.

She has become weirder than her brother and sister who were two of weirdest people to ever walk the face of the earth.

Who is the former babe in the burka?  And no she is not a Teletubby.

Staying On Script

Overheard at Lem's:

Lem wants me to tone down the sexy shots....but I gotta say we want to dance the hot spicy Salsa! 
~Trooper York 

Lena Dunham models lingerie: Trigger Warning: You cannot unsee this!

Egyptian Grannies!

Yeah that's right.

We got your Egyptian grannies right here.