Showing posts with label accidental phallus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label accidental phallus. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Guest Post: "Floridians Beware: Why You Don't Put Christmas Lights On A Palm Tree"
"When you live in a tropical area, what’s wrong with having some good old fashioned Christmas spirit? A lot! That’s what! Especially when you decide to deck out the palm tree in your front yard. Do you really want to corrupt the whole neighborhood? Women fainting as the pass by the erupting phallic object, kids laughing and pointing, men feeling inadequate and ashamed. No one wants any of that… Be kind this holiday season and avoid lighting up your palm trees."
Guest Post AllenS
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