My take on Melania's recipe.

So I decided to take a swing at the traditional Slovene dish that Melania talked about in her last diary entry. I used her basic recipe and added my own refinements.

3 1/2 ounces of bacon chopped
1 pound pork diced,
1 pound beef diced
2  pounds onions chopped 
1 red pepper 
6 large red potatoes quartered
8 cloves of garlic
2 tablespoons of the herbs of Provence
2 bay leaves
1 cup dry red wine
1 cup water

Melania Trumps Diary

Melania Trumps Diary

I know it has been a while since I wrote Diary but I have been very busy. Being first lady is a full time job. I mean I have to run the White House and keep Donnie in line. It has gotten a little hard since he is the President and all of these ass kissers are calling him the God Emperor. But I have simple technique. I just get him a little hard and a little rub and tickle and he is putty in my hands. I swear it is as soft as putty.  It does keep him under control so I can concentrate on my little Baron and securing his legacy.

These past few weeks have been a trial. First we had this stupid porn whore causing all of this trouble. Like I didn’t know that Donnie likes to get a little of the strange. Look I used to be the strange. So he had a little slip when I was preggers. It happens. I’m European for fucks sake. I don’t give two shits.

Ivanka and Melania's Secret Lesbian Sex Tape!

Now if this doesn't get Lem some more clicks and page views I don't know what will.

This is why Trump has so many people who are loyal to him....and will go to the mattresses for hiim.

The speechwriter who screwed up Melania's speech by cribbing from Mooschelle's speech has fessed up. She offered her resignation and Trump refused. It said the everyone can make an honest mistake and he wasn't going to fire her or accept her resignation. Text of her letter:

So you see this is how Trump handles things for loyal subordinates. Yes she screwed up. Yes she made Melania look bad. But he supported her because in the end it is only the attacks of liberals, Democrats and the media that are stake. He is not going to eat his young to curry favor with these scumbags. Good on you Mr. Trump.