What's My Line?

 

Dorothy Parker: "Men don't make passes at girls that wear glasses."

Joey Heatherton: "What about girls with great asses?"

Dorothy Parker: "Whore."

My favorite Carol

"When you get to the cutoff.....cut off your Slawson."

"Oooh that sounds painful."

"Shut up and stick out your tits."

"Ok I can do that."

"Don't be a wiseass."

 

Que rechula es Katy

I think you get what Marlon, Ernie and Louie saw in her.

The first instance of social distancing on Florida beaches

"Hey Jeanie Tony is off on a mission and he told me to take care of you. So I have this big bottle of sun tan lotion to spread on you so you don't burn."
"Back off Captain Healy. I don't burn. I am a Genie. Why don't you go rub up on Emily your next door neighbor. I bet she will like that."
"That's the seventies Jeanie. You are getting ahead of yourself."
"Nobody is getting any head so fuck off why don't you!"

Cuck Governor closes California beaches

The Ultimate Cuck Governor Gavin Newsom has ordered all the beaches in California to close. He lost his mind when he saw people congregating in the sun. The sun which sterilizes and kills the corona virus. The sea where surfers always leave six feet between themselves. The beach were people who have been forcibly kept inside can get out in the air and live like Americans.

Newport Beach in Orange County is rebelling as people crowded on the beach. This is driving Newsom crazy as he sees it as Republicans defying him so instead of all the beaches it is only the one in Orange County. The Supervisor and the Police Chief both say it is a bad idea. Lets see if they are good Germans and will arrest the people exercising their constitutional rights.

I hope hundreds of thousands defy this ban and go to the beach. They can't arrest everybody. I hope they do it on their own as an outpouring of pure individualistic American. We have to wait and see.

Newsom really hates Republicans and Trump because Donald Jr. is fucking the shit out of Newsom's ex-wife. He couldn't keep her and it burns his ass so he is going to take it out on Orange County.

Look at what he couldn't satisfy:

I would like to point out something to you......

But I forgot what it was.

Oh yeah now I remember. What ever happened to blake?

Whose that girl?

She has got to be one of the hottest chicks on television these days although she is not talked about a lot because she is in a science fiction series. But she has some impressive assets and is quite the babe.

She should have a better Agent to get her more high profile gigs and shield her from anonymity.

Whose that girl?

Aunt Becky gets F@cked really hard!

Lori Loughlin is in the news again as her attorneys are asking for discovery that might clear her. You remember her case? She was arrested for spending $500,000 to get her idiot kid into USC. Now she didn't do it like the old timey protestants or the Kennedy's did by buying a library or something. Instead she paid a hustler who couched it in the form of donations when it was really payoffs. What the scumbag FBI did was arrest the parents and made sweetheart deals with the scam artists and coaches and administrators who took the bribes. They just wanted some big names for the perp walk. It is just further  amplification of the degradation of the FBI.

I can't believe we are wasting our resources on this bullshit. Like the Roger Stone prosecution it is just a political process meant to destroy what makes America great! Aunt Becky!

It's funny. Hallmark dumped her immediately from their show "When Calls the Heart" and from her ubiquitous mystery movies. Well now the ratings for WCTH are in the toilet and they sort of miss her. I guess they have burned their bridges and can't bring her back. So I say they pump up the ratings and bring another famous aunt on board.

To continue the meme... a couple of great puppies.

You have to sit through a minute of some dot head stuff but it's worth it!

Whose that girl?

Back in the day they were all mad about her. A part time actress she was more famous because of her marriage. In fact they just made a mini-series about it.

She pioneered the style that is now in every commercial and TV show and got her just desserts for starting this trend.

I know you know who she is so just take a stab at it.

Whose that girl?

WKRLEM: The Original Harry Bosch

The Grand Daddy of detective series. Written and directed by the great Blake Edwards. He was the original Harry Bosch. The moody detective who loved jazz and was always getting beat up but closing the case.

The shows still hold up. Or at least they are quite entertaining. Most of all because of the great Lola Albright. She sang in a lot of these episodes. You know it amazes me. The writers and show runners in the fifties and sixties packed a great story into a half hour. If you watch Peter Gunn or Gunsmoke or The Rifleman you wonder about the idiots who make TV today. But maybe not. Maybe they make a half hour show and they just pack it with commercials to stretch it into an hour.

Anyway enjoy!

WKRLEM TV: One hot mama

A classic episode from Mary Tyler Moore.

Mr. Grant is dating Sheree North who plays a well traveled saloon singer who actually intimidates him with her life story. She is as hot as can be. Man that was just my speed back in the day. She can't sing for shit but man she looks good. She sort of plays a Julie London/Lola Albright type and did I mention she looks good.

Anyway enjoy.

KLEM FM

Here's the sort of old school blues that Sixty loves:

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If that song is familiar, the following cover should provide some clues.

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Zepparella guitarist, Gretchen Menn, has her own webpage. She's quite accomplished and is from a musical family. She used to fly commercial jets. I don't think there's any doubt whether she can read music.

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That song is called "Oleo Strut."  Can you just imagine churning butter? 

WKRLEM: Just to anticipate.......here's a soundrack

A long, long time ago.....

I can still remember

How those babies used to make me smile.

And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those puppies dance

And, maybe, I’d be happy for a while.

Marilyn's Diary

We always took advantage of living in Southern California. I enjoyed visiting the various tourist spots with the family. The tar pits. Sunset Boulevard. Hollywood and Vine. The movie studios. 

But I really loved going to Sea World. We went there several times each year with the family. In fact we were there so many times that they offered me a job for the summer. I didn't take it because I didn't want to leave my Uncle Herman. He would sneak into my room when Aunt Lily had passed out and he would do strange and wonderful things to my body. His huge prehensile tongue would lap up my clito.....err I loved my Uncle Herman.

But then Uncle Herman left us and we were all alone. So I decide to move down to San Diego and study marine biology. The biology stuff was very interesting to me. My all time favorites were the seals. One in particular. Salty the seal was very well trained. He loved fish and was so kind and gentle. He would come up and take the fish right out of my hand. Especially tuna. Salty loved tuna.

I lived to get in the pool. I would swim with the dolphins. Hitch a ride on a seat turtle. I even frolicked with the Seals. Or I would just hang out on the edge of the pool in my new bikini.

I particularly loved when everyone would leave and would have the park to myself. In the early morning or on holidays. One day I decided to lay out and sun bathe. In the nude. To get an all over tan. I fell asleep in the sun. As I dozed I felt a familiar sensation. A long sensuous lick by a thick tongue. I mummered "Oh Uncle Herman...is that you?" But alas it wasn't.

I had to leave my job after that. You see I had to give up Salt. It was addicting.

Whose that Yiddisher cutie?

This hot slice of Sabra pie guest starred on memorable episodes of four of my favorite TV shows of the sixties. Three great Westerns and one sci fi fave.

She was one hot piece of bacala let me tell you.

She always played an exotic ethnic beauty. American Indian. Mexican. Egyptian. Her sultry beauty was enough to snare four husbands the last of whom she met in the personal ads and whose name will amuse you.

Whose that Yiddisher Beauty?

KLEM TV

Who started the whole "cultural appropriation" uproar?

One of the funniest parodies of it was in Terry Zwigoff's "Ghost World" (2001). Check it out:

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Oh and Sixty, in case you're wondering who the redhead is, her name is Dylan Jones. You're welcome.

The Sun people vs. the Dirt People

Star Trek the Original Series Episode 76 The Cloud Minders (Cribbed from Wikipedia)

On stardate 5818.4, the Federation starship Enterprise arrives at the planet Ardana on a mission to retrieve a mineral called zenite, which is needed to halt a vegetation plague on the planet Merak II.^[1] Captain Kirk wishes to speed along the negotiations for the mineral and beams down directly to the zenite mines with First Officer Spock, despite Ardana's leader High Advisor Plasus's request to beam to the floating city of Stratos.

Once Kirk and Spock arrive at the mine, they are surrounded by angry miners and a savage brawl ensues. During the struggle, Kirk notices a strange yet beautiful woman among the rioters. Plasus quickly arrives with a security force, who easily drives the rioting miners off, then invites Kirk and Spock to go with him back to the city immediately while his people search for the zenite.

Once on the floating city, Kirk and Spock are entertained as guests until the zenite can be procured from the mines. They learn that the people of Ardana are divided between the labor-class Troglytes, who work hard in the dangerous mines, while the elite city-dwellers reap all the profits and live in luxury.

A group of Troglytes, termed Disruptors by the Stratos dwellers, are rebelling against the elites. Unknown to Kirk, the city's police have captured a Troglyte who had sneaked into the city and defaced priceless artwork. Instead of divulging the leader of the rebellious workers, the man jumps to his death from a city balcony.

Plasus's daughter, Droxine, takes a liking to Spock, fascinated by his "exquisite ears", and her interest is initially returned. Another woman, Vanna seems to be interested in Captain Kirk. Vanna, however, is really the rebel leader of the Troglytes and takes Kirk hostage until the city elite meet her demands. Kirk recognizes her as the woman he saw at the mine and begins to question her, but she does not cooperate. She accuses the city-dwellers of using the Enterpriseas an intimidation tactic toward her people.

Spock, Droxine, and a sentinel arrive, and Vanna is subdued. She is then taken in for interrogation where Plasus has her tortured until she reveals the names and locations of her fellow rebels. Kirk is outraged at Plasus's actions and demands the interrogation stopped. Plasus instead orders Kirk and Spock to leave his city immediately.

The two return to the Enterprise where Chief Medical Officer Dr. McCoy reports that unprocessed zenite emits an odorless, invisible gas, which diminishes mental capacity and heightens emotion. Spock believes that the workers serving aboard the floating city have been isolated from the effects of the zenite gas. Instead of being mindless workers toiling away in the mines, they have become aware of their unfair treatment by the higher class.

Kirk has special masks made that will filter against the zenite gas and offers Plasus them for his workers; however, Plasus shows no interest. Kirk violates his ban from the city and secretly beams down to Vanna's holding cell. He explains his offer to help her and the other workers achieve equality with the city-dwellers and offers her the masks. Vanna seems interested, and Kirk overpowers a guard, whereupon Vanna and Kirk return to the zenite mines. Once there, however, she grabs Kirk's phaserand takes him hostage again with the help of two other Troglytes, Midro and Anka. The two men would rather see Kirk dead, but Vanna has other plans.

Vanna forces Kirk to experience the hardship of the miners and puts him to work digging for zenite. Vanna's men depart, leaving her alone with Kirk, who takes advantage of the situation and regains his phaser. He blasts the ceiling of the mine and seals the only way out. He then contacts the Enterprise to have Plasus found and beamed to his location.

An indignant Plasus arrives and Kirk forces him and Vanna to mine for zenite. The effects of the zenite gas become apparent as Kirk becomes more hostile. As the supply of oxygen depletes, Plasus demands to be set free, but Kirk strikes him and the two begin to brawl with mining implements. Vanna, realizing that Kirk was right about the gas after all, manages to find Kirk's communicator and signals the Enterprise to quickly beam them up before the men kill each other.

Once the effects of the gas wear off and the three settle down, Kirk offers the masks to Vanna once again. She accepts Kirk's offer in exchange for a supply of the zenite, to which Plasus strongly protests, but realizes he really has no other option. Kirk tells Plasus that the elite and miners must be treated as equal while Vanna vows that her people, who will no longer be impaired by the gas, will demand it even more vigorously now. With the supply of zenite in hand, he and Spock return to theEnterprise.

Rut Roh......This is pretty dangerous!

Leah Remini lands TV deal for Scientology show

By Ian Mohr

September 21, 2016 |11:23pm

 New York Post Page Six

Leah Remini — the former Scientologist who wrote a tell-all about the religion last year — has landed a TV deal with A&E about the controversial church.

The “King of Queens” star’s already filming the series that will “detail Remini’s experience with Scientology and her 2013 departure as well as focus on the families of other church members,” the Hollywood Reporter said. It will debut next year.

Buzz surrounding the Remini series began when watchdog blogger Tony Ortega reported Remini was shooting a show to focus on the church’s alleged practice of “disconnection” to keep members from interacting with nonbelievers.

A church rep did not get back to us, but it has previously said of Remini, “She needs to move on with her life instead of pathetically exploiting her former religion, her former friends and other celebrities for money and attention to appear relevant again.

(I am a huge Leah Remini fan. Yuge. Of course I have a very important  reason why)