I was told there would be no Dylan

There are many who say that a dog has its day,

And a cat  has a number of lives;

There are others who think that a lobster is pink,

And that bees never work in their hives.

There are fewer, of course, who insist that a horse

Has a horn and two humps on its head,

And a fellow who jests that a teen can have breasts

Is as rare as a donkey that's red.

Yet in spite of all this, I have moments of bliss,

For I cherish a passion for youth,

And though doubtful of biscuit, I'm willing to risk it,

And I love to chase rabbits and chicks.

But my greatest delight is to take a good bite

At a calf that is plump and delicious;

And if I indulge and grow quite a bulge,

Let's hope you won't find me victorious.

Can I run for President

"Oh Batman....are you running for President or are you just happy too see me?"
"I am always happy to see you Mrs. Schlafly. Now let me smell your hair."
"Oh Batman you are the best."

Excuse me while I kiss the sky

"On campuses across the country, students are standing up for Donald Trump"

CNN person

Whenever this exchange was brought to my attention today I kept wanting to push the woman's hair away from her face. It bugs me. The way her hair frames her face, that's long to begin with. She gives her face a long hair frame. Why does she want that? I cannot feel it. I imagine wearing that hair and that hair touching my own neck and the sensation of spiders crawling all over takes over. But I am not complaining because I don't have to wear it nor watch, rather, I come with suggestions. Let's look. But not just push it away, chop it.

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