Real Tales of the Boardwalk Empire

Whores are funny. Not Ha Ha funny. Strange funny.

I knew a few of them in my day. When you live the drinking life you would run into them all time. Especially since I worked in Midtown in the 1970's and early 1980's so there were a lot of them around in the dive bars we used to go to back in the day. Of course that was chickenfeed compared to Atlantic City.

There was whores everywhere. You couldn't wave around a dead pussy and not hit one in.....well the pussy. There were the high class ones in the big casinos like Caesar's and the Trump Plaza. Lesser but still semi-respectable ones in the more low rent casinos like Resorts or the Showboat. And of course the hot pants wearing hookers of legend lined up on Atlantic Avenue behind the boardwalk. The cops would always push them off the boardwalk and casino security would push them out of the casino. If they were blatant about it. Still some of them could pass for players. They might hit the slots for a couple of dollars and then hang out at the bar.

What an Insult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah Carey called James Packer’s prenup offer ‘insulting’

New York Post By Kathianne Boniello November 5, 2016 

Mariah Carey scoffed at her wealthy ex’s idea of a prenup, calling it “tacky and insulting,” according to a report.

The singer, reportedly worth more than $500 million herself, balked at Australian businessman James Packer‘s offer, which included $6 million a year for each full year of marriage, an allowance for clothes and the use of a private plane, TMZ reported Saturday.

Packer, himself worth an estimated $3 billion, was willing to pay for a credit card for Carey but didn’t want any jewelry or items worth more than $250,000 outside of special occasions to be considered a gift unless they specifically wrote, “This is my gift to you,” according to the site.

Packer had agreed to a $50 million lump sum if their union failed, Mariah had claimed. The pair recently broke up.

Hey you stink!

The Science behind your awful garlic breath you dirty whore

New York Post June 29, 2016 By Christian Gollayan

Thank science for bad breath and smelly flatulence.

Author Andy Brunning uses chemistry to explain common reactions to our favorite foods in his new book, “Why Does Asparagus Make Your Pee Smell?” (Ulysses Press, out now).

Here, the elementary school teacher digs into asparagus, orange juice and more.

Why does garlic give you bad breath?

When you consume a garlic clove, it releases an enzyme called allyl methyl sulfide, which contributes to garlic’s aroma and its “garlic breath effect” that can last up to 24 hours. Brunning recommends lemon juice, which neutralizes the odor-causing enzymes, to fend off stink. The only ethnic proven to be immune to this oder is of course Arabs as garlic is one of the main ingredients in their cuisine which explains both the absence of vampires in the Middle East and the relationship between Hillary Clinton and Huma Wiener.