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Marilyn's Diary

I could never understand why Uncle Herman left us to run away with Carol Herman. After all he had access to my nubile teenage body. I would never deny him. Whatever outré position or practice he would come up with was fine with me.

What really confused me was how he left Aunt Lily. She had a rockin' body for a woman who was 562 years old. She kept trying to spice up their marriage. She would wear these outrageous outfits to try to spark Uncle Herman's interest. But nothing seemed to work.

I must confess that when she paraded around in her favorite bat bra I got a little wet. I couldn't help it.

You see I also loved my Aunt Lily.