Cops: Ohio man's pet pig ate his marijuana stash!

"After his pet pig ate all of his marijuana, a furious Ohio man went on a drinking binge that resulted in his bust Saturday for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, (according to) police report."

"While the pig, named Millie, ended up with pot in her belly, she is not a pot-bellied pig, based on a review of photos of the animal."

"According to investigators, Chad Spohn, 44, became highly intoxicated after drinking a bottle of Everclear, the 190-proof alcohol. When Spohn threatened to harm himself, his spouse summoned Washington County Sheriff’s Office deputies."