Who's going to sit through that?

Swedish director releases a SEVEN-HOUR TRAILER... for a film that will run for 30 days

The latest trailer dwarfs the previous one that came out last year which lasted a mere 72 minutes.

A 72-hour trailer is due to be released in 2018.

Writing on the website, The Longest Film, Mr Weberg said: 'I must be the most famous unknown filmmaker at the moment.

'I define myself simply as an artist currently working mostly with the moving medium. "Ambient filmmaking" is a term I really like and feel fits very well.'

The Long and the Short of It Part Three

The most bizarre tale of presidential belly buttons was that of William Jefferson Clinton. President Clinton had a severe problem with his belly button. It seems that when he was born he was actually had a twin who was conjoined with him in a complicated jumble of internal organs. The doctors knew that his twin brother Jesse could not survive so they decided to save the young Billy Blythe. Unfortunately medical science was somewhat primitive in Hope, Arkansas and a terrible error was made. They had removed most of Jesse from young Billy’s body but neglected to remove his testicles which were lodged in his lower abdomen right under his belly button which of course was an outie. This was not a problem until puberty when the buildup of Spermatozoon gave him tremendous stomach aches. The doctors were baffled and knew they could not remove the extra testicles as it could kill the young aspiring politician. So the rerouted the sperm ducts to his belly button so that he could find release. Unfortunately in the throws of passion he would often forget that he was spewing his vital juices from his belly button as well as his penis and he ended up staining many a carpet, couch, back seat and little blue dresses. Thus it can be said that President Clinton’s belly button eventually led to his impeachment.

Footnote: After his impeachment President Clinton had his belly button amputated and transplanted to Chastity Bono so she could pleasure her partner. This was only revealed after the above photo circulated from Presidents Clinton vacation cavorting with underage bimbos at his good friend Jeffrey Epstein's Caribbean estate. His belly button is now out and it is proud.

(The Long and the Short of It, Presidential Penises by DorisKearns Goodwin, St. Martins Press)

The Long and the Short of It Part Two

One of the most intriguing rumors about the presidential belly button is that President John Fitzgerald Kennedy had an outie that would become erect when he became sexually aroused. True to his Irish heritage, the erect outie was in fact longer and thicker than his penis as he suffered from the curse of the Irish. Angie Dickinson who was one of JFK’s most famous conquests once said that making love to the president was “The most exciting twenty seconds of my life.” But it is the rest of the quote that gives it context when she said “When he was done I climbed on to his stomach and he stuck his belly button in me and it was heaven. It was the ride of my life. He was one freaky limp dick mick.”
(The Long and the Short of It, Presidential Penises by Doris Kearns Goodwin, St. Martins Press)

The Long and the Short of It

It has long been a matter of dispute among presidential historians as to who had the biggest belly button. The natural choice would of course have been William Howard Taft who because of his immense girth would have the largest of all presidential stomachs and thus the biggest belly button. It was in fact immense and his children would often climb inside it like a kangaroo baby when he was in the bath. The future senator Robert Taft often spoke of those days when he would take a bath with his father and look out the rest of the world. He felt safe and protected in way that he could never feel for the rest of his life. In fact many historians feel that feeling of anxiety led to Senator Taft embracing the America First movement and isolationism which led to America ignoring the rise of the Nazi’s in Europe. In fact some go so far as to say that the rise of Hitler was really due to President William Howard Taft’s belly button.
(The Long and the Short of It, Presidential Penises by Doris Kearns Goodwin, St. Martins Press).