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Amirite or what?

Important news for Lem's Lemmings!

from jerseydemic.com

How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum. These are some things you should know about them:

• Men fart more than women.
• The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.
• An average person farts around 14 times a day.
• Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.
• This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor.
• Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.
• Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.
• Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.
• If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.
• Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.
• Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.
• Termites are animals which produce the most fart. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs (especially labs and retrievers) follow next.

News youse can use.

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Brietbart News June 15, 2016 by Warner Todd Hudson
One of the most popular bars in Key West, Florida, erupted in a brawl, police say, because one couple took offense over another patron’s farting.

According to the Miami Herald, Florida police reveal the fight took place last Friday “due to someone farting” at a Sloppy Joe’s restaurant and bar.

The report stated that Naples, Florida, residents Richard McBride, 53, and girlfriend Sandra Stoner, 55, joined in an argument with an unidentified couple “over a fart.”

The Naples couple said that they took offense and began a war of words with the other couple with Stoner confronting them in “an aggressive manner.”

"Lawsuit Claims Man’s Flatulence Prompted Firing"

"Extreme gas" occurred after gastric bypass, complaint says...

A Pennsylvania man was fired from his job at a pork roll producer due to extreme flatulence brought on by gastric bypass surgery, according to a discrimination lawsuit filed by the man’s wife.

In a federal complaint, Louann Clem, 59, charges that the Case Pork Roll Company terminated her husband Richard, 70, last year after the Trenton, New Jersey firm’s president frequently complained about her spouse’s condition

Louann Clem, who also worked for the company, said that her husband--who weighed 420 pounds--underwent gastric bypass surgery in 2010. “As a result of the surgery, Mr. Clem suffered side effects such as extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea,” the lawsuit notes.

As her husband’s symptoms worsened, Clem says, a“significant disruption in the workplace” occurred.

"If someone farts at a poker tournament, no one will ever know who did it"

Reddit top voted comments....

Sure they will. Because whoever smelt it, dealt it.

Unless they've got an obvious tell

I was at a training seminar. 50 close-knit industry peers in a hotel conference room. And someone ripped a real toxic stinker. Why? We have breaks every 45 minutes. Toilets are around the corner.

Pa pa pa poker farts, pa pa poker farts. Pf pf pf pf.

Daniel Negrauna would not only be able to work out who did it, he'd probably start telling everyone what the person had for dinner.