WKRLEM TV: George Will and Bill Kristol fight over who hates Trump more!

They are a couple of tough guys.

What Conservative Card is in your Wallet?

George Will has decided to prove that he is a conservative by voting for Hillary Clinton. From Breitbart:

“On this weekend’s broadcast of “Fox News Sunday,” Washington Post columnist George Will explained why he left the Republican Party over presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.

Will said, “I left it for the same reason I joined it in 1964 when I voted for Barry Goldwater, because I was a conservative. I leave for the same reason, I’m a conservative. To give you a time line, shortly after Trump became the presumptive nominee he had a summit meeting with Paul Ryan where they stressed their vast shared ground, which is more important than their differences. I thought that was puzzling because Paul Ryan still didn’t endorse him. After Trump went after the Mexican judge, then Paul Ryan endorsed him. I decided that, in fact, this is not my party anymore. I changed my registration to unaffiliated 23 days ago. I hardly made an announcement. I mentioned this in a meeting with the Federalist Society. The long and the short of it is, as Ronald Reagan said when he changed his registration, I did not leave the Democratic Party, the Democratic Party left me.””

So he is the kind of conservative who abandons his party when his guy isn’t selected. When the voters of his party choose someone other than one approved by the establishment like McCain or Romney. The kind of conservative like Paul Ryan who is favor of open unrestricted borders. Of importing more Islamic terrorists and their enablers. Who surrenders to Obama’s agenda because there is nothing they can do. So he quits.

The True Blue Conservative Club-Upper East Side, Manhattan, New York

“I say Will old man I believe we are on the horns of a dilemma” mewled a diffident David Brooks as he sipped from his sherry and straightened his silk cravat. He was sitting in the book lined study of his club. The True Blue Conservative Club of the Upper East Side. Founded by the original Henry Cabot Lodge and John Jacob Astor at the dawn of the Republic it is the epicenter of the Conservative movement in the United States. “I fear that we have not only lost the nomination. I fear that we have lost the party.”

“Balderdash Brooks. Don’t be such a ninny. The Republican Party belongs to us. Even my retarded son knows that. Trump is a fad. An aberration. Like not wearing spats. You know it will all blow over soon enough once he is destroyed in the general election by the wretched harridan.” Will adjusted his well- worn rump on his well-worn armchair. Thoughts of Trump agitated him. It cause his anus to constrict. Much as the sight of his headmaster used to do before he called him in for discipline. It was not a pleasant memory.

Another voiced piped into the conversation. “I don’t know I think David might be right” whimpered Bill Kristol as he marked up the large globe with new countries he needed to talk about on FOX news to lay the ground work for America to invade and nation build. Equatorial Guinea looked like a possibility. He had always disliked Italians.

“Trump seems to have triumphed. Even the delegates that we thought we could steal have backed away. Young Sasse has been rebuked by those witless burghers in his benighted home state of Nebraska or wherever he is from. They voted to censure and primary anyone who refused to support the Republican nominee. I doubt anyone would risk their sinecures to fight on against Trump if their seats are at risk.”

“Hurrrumph” growled Will as he moved flem from one part of his sinus to the other. It was a gift he had. Having a calm exterior will being a roiling mass of flem underneath. “Don’t go all wobbly on me Kristol. You are only here on sufferance you know. We only let Jews in to count money and influence their fellows who control the banks that the Trilateral commission does not yet control. So be silent while your betters converse. Sasse is not an issue. When the press digs into his past and find out his history of being in charge of the Congressional pages when they were molested by Hasbert and Foley his career will be at end. If we have to expend him now it is for the best. Cannon fodder at the best my dear Yiddish chap. No. We will continue the fight. We are taking names of those who support these upstarts and fools. We drum them out of the party and have the party we were always meant to have. Now call a Mexican to bring my car around. I have to go home to my estate to flog my manservant.”

George Will: Let's take another look at Chris Christie!

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!