The final days of OJ

I think I am going to be a lawyer.....

Dr. Joe Gannon: Well let’s see what’s the matter. You seem very hot under the collar.
OJ: You would be too if you wife was a chalk faced whore.
Dr. Joe Gannon: Now that can’t be right.
OJ: It’s true she be fucking everything in sight. The pool boy. Her divorce lawyer. Even her doctor. You ain’t her doctor are you?
Dr. Joe Gannon: Who me? No, no OJ I think she goes to Marcus Welby. You know there is a vein throbbing in your neck. That can’t be good.
OJ: I just know one thing. If I ever catch her fucking a waiter I am gonna cut both their throats.
Dr. Joe Gannon: You know I always wanted to be a lawyer. Or at least a Law Professor. Or an adjunct. Or something. But I won’t be doing any more doctor stuff.
OJ: Ok Doc don’t lose your shit. Do you validate parking? I have the White Bronco.

Daddy's Home!

The Sun by Lara Martin July 21, 2017

Khloé Kardashian has furiously hit back after being bombarded by trolls who claim old family friend O.J. Simpson is her biological father.

“The Keeping Up With The Kardashians” star, 32, was bombarded with trolling remarks on social media about her “dad” being released from prison after Simpson was granted parole on Thursday.

Khloé responded to the wave of abuse dominating her Instagram comments overnight by branding the trolls “a–holes” and “haters.”

She had her say after one concerned fan tweeted to say: “The comments under Khloé’s picture is sick. I’m so hurt she needs to deal with this all.

“Robert Kardashian is her father. Leave her in peace.”

Khloé replied: “People are a–holes but I don’t care lol. I focus on the good.”

She added: “They are all f—ed lol such a–holes. Hehe oh well… I’m happy and they hatin.’”

Trolls commented underneath an image Khloé posted to Instagram on Thursday, showing her on a night out with a friend.

Their remarks alluded to old and unfounded rumors that it’s Simpson who is her biological father, not the late Robert Kardashian.

One wrote: “Dad’s on his way home from that vacation your mom told you about when you were a kid.”

Another said: “Your dad is out of prison girl, u must be thrilled.”

A third chipped in: “Are you excited about your daddy finally coming home?”

Another added: “The face you make when you find out Daddy’s home #oj.”

A fifth commented: “Is your dad gonna make an appearance on the new season of KUWTK??”