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Important news for Lem's Lemmings!

from jerseydemic.com

How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum. These are some things you should know about them:

• Men fart more than women.
• The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.
• An average person farts around 14 times a day.
• Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.
• This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor.
• Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.
• Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.
• Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.
• If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.
• Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.
• Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.
• Termites are animals which produce the most fart. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs (especially labs and retrievers) follow next.

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"What is the most bizarre thing you've caught yourself doing after your brain's autopilot misfired?"

Reddit best answers...

I was getting ready for work and had a contact in one hand and a vitamin in the other. Popped the contact in my mouth and washed it down with a glass of water. 

Last night I picked up a box of cereal to put it away. I ended up accidentally taking it with me to bed.

while playing XBOX I got up to get a drink, then sit back down and can't find my freaking controller. I'm tearing cushions apart, looking under stuff, looking in drawers, etc. Turns out I took a soda out of the fridge and put the controller in the spot I took it from.

Drove home from work, parked, went upstairs, opened the door, started to take off shirt. Then I remembered it was the middle of my shift and I hadn't left to go home, but just go buy a drink.

Rubbed aftershave in my hair and put gel on my face.
The worst part was that after I put the aftershave in my hair, I laughed at myself, thought, "Fuck, what was all that about?" and then added the hair gel to my skin.

Was jogging late at night. A guy reached out his hand in front of me as I passed.
I high-fived him.
Turns out he was hailing a taxi.

Fist bumping the wrong guy. from gifs