I don’t know if I should do this. Laura Bush called me up
and said I should record my thoughts. She said she had contacted all of the
potential first ladies and told them that it is very important that we record
our thoughts during the campaign. That it was important for posterity. So I
discussed it with the voices in my head and they voted six to two to do it. So
I will start writing down my thoughts and dreams. All of them except for the
ones with Cthulhu in it.
This was a really tough week for me. Donald Trump threatened
to spill the beans about me. After someone took a shot at his wife Melania. It
wasn’t us. It was this bimbo who used to work for Scott Walker before she got
canned for being a jerkoff in Iowa. She was the one who tried to slut shame
Melania. It was really unfair for Trump to blame Ted. Why doesn’t he blame
Scott Walker? He was the first to quit like a pussy and try to derail Trump. He
is from Wisconsin so you know he would do anything. Ted is above all of that.
He is so straight. So rigid. Most of the time. Just not when it counts. Trump got them twisted and he said he would rat
me out. The only question is what he was talking about.
