Fred Mertz is my hero

 

Fred Mertz iis my hero.

I think Fred is the perfect role model. He hated kids liked to drink and had a great sense of humor. He is my kind of guy.

I model myself on Fred.

I ever wear my pants up under my armpits just the way he did.

I can't wait to learn what to do to be more like him. I already have the making fun of the beaner's down pat.