"Yes Mr Mason. We invited you here to our house for your advice. I would like to point out a couple of things to you."
"Yes I can see that my dear. But it is not going to help."
"Why not?"
"Because I am a faggot. I only like cock. So stop pointing those things at me and have Blondie close her legs. I only get excited by hairless Japanese boys. In fact I am going to move to Tokyo."
"Why are you going to live with the Japs?"
"Because I want to let the monster loose."
"Thats silly. We would all like to see the famous Perry Mason's lizard."
"Sorry babe it is not going to happen. Why not wait for that Ben Casey guy. I hear he is a real greasy Eyetalian. He will slide right in. Gotta go. Della is waiting for me."
