I was working inside this morning and rather than listen to the radio I was watching An Evening at the Improv - a repackaged version of 30 year old standup comedy acts. I have seen several seasons and it's interesting to see who made it and who didn't. Some of the stand up comedians went on to have good careers, some of them still work, and some vaporized into the ether. It's amusing to me to see how much of those old routines worked their way into my daily vernacular - Tim Allen, for example - rr rr rr (chimp noises). My love of comedy permeates my very being. That's no laughing matter.
I like physical comedy and this bit, from a guy I had never heard of before, struck me as funny.
I did read the Wikipedia page on Budd Friedman, who started the Improv back in the early '60s. Turns out he was wounded on Pork Chop Hill - the things one learns along the way.
Researcher Kylie Baldwin, who asked a group of women why they froze their eggs, said: 'I think they were looking for a hands-on father.
'And it was the absence of this particular type of potential father, not just the absence of any partner, that led them to freeze the eggs.
'It's not just about not having the right partner, it's about having the right dad for their child.'
Interestingly, some of the women were in a relationships – but froze their eggs because they didn't believe their partner was father material and were hoping someone better would come along.
This reminds me of something with which I like to tease my wife. We have a daughter that looks nothing like her and acts nothing like her. I like to tell her "Babe, I have something to tell you. I cheated on you and she isn't your baby."
First episode of "once upon a time" says otherwise
Except when you were in a Indian bollywood flick...
No, you can just be the one who ends up raising a kid on your own because the dad/sperm donor skipped town/was abusive/denied responsibility/disappeared, etc. What a perk!
Some are using the £5,000 fertility treatment to bypass the need to involve a man, and others so that they can save themselves for a ‘special relationship’.
Doctors said last night at least 25 straight women had given birth in the past five years despite being virgins. But campaigners for the traditional family said the ‘distorted’ move turned babies into little more than ‘teddy bears’ to be ‘picked off the shelf’.
Religious groups said it undermined the importance of bringing up children in a stable marriage, while a leading psychotherapist warned that having a mother who had never been in a relationship could harm a child’s development.
Women who applied for Graham's genius sperm only had to come up a $50 application fee and $10 a month for storage and shipping costs, according to a 1984 New York Times article on the sperm bank. They had to be married (although there was an exception made for at least one single mother), but the mothers did not have to take an IQ test or go through any genetic screening.
Baltimore Police Commissioner Anthony Batts even acknowledged the mother’s actions during a press conference early Tuesday morning.
“And if you saw in one scene, you had one a mother who grabbed their child who had a hood on his head and she started smacking him on the head because she was so embarrassed. I wish I had more parents who took charge of their kids tonight,” Batts said.
Mr Emwazi Snr was questioned along with one of his sons for most of the day on Sunday after being summoned by police.
"The mother recognised the voice and she screamed 'that is my son' while he was talking before beheading the first American hostage," a source familiar with the Kuwaiti investigation said. "When they played the video again, the father was sure it was his son."
Insiders described Mr Emwazi as "emotional and upset at what had happened to his son" while talking to investigators.
"I am waiting day-by-day to hear about his death," he is said to have told his interrogators."
He was glistening and green, hot orange underneath.
“Look at his stomach,” my daughter said from the curb, lifting the box to the car window. “Fire-bellied. Look.”
“Wow,” I said. “What a color for a belly. Very exciting.”
“You have to spray him with this water bottle and feed him crickets,” she explained, raising up the bottle and arranging herself and her new companion in the back seat. “Ten a week.”
“Ten, really,” I said, calculating the mileage to the pet store.