Whose that girl?

She was such a nasty eighties bitch that she turned her mother into a lesbian and gave her brother Hillary Clinton's disease. He couldn't shake his disdain for her.

She doesn't act anymore and went back to college to get her degree at 50 and said when she graduates she needs to be made CEO of a company. What a loon.

Whose that girl?

Eighties Sitcom Subtext Theatre

"Hey Baby! Let me tell you how to suck on a Puddin Pop!"
"Just open your mouth and stick it on in.....and wave to the crowd."
"You know. To all those losers with their resumes and head shots. So to speak."
"Cause you just got the job!"
"I can always use another daughter."

Eighties Sitcom Subtext Theatre

"What's that matter baby? Are you ok?"
" I don't know Mister Cosby. I want to thank you for letting me audition for your new show. I would love to play your daughter. I have always admired you. I think we can be close.  But every since I had that Herbal Tea I have been feeling sort of funny."
"Chamomile will do that. I know. Let's go back to my dressing room and you can lie down. I know what would help. You can suck on a Chocolate Pudding Pop."
"Ok....I feel sleepy. Hold me daddy."
"Don't worry I got you."