Dear Dad

Sir,

I hope all is well with you. I have to ask your help in a troubling matter. As you might have heard there was an accident on my Carrier. It was not my fault. I must reiterate. It was not my fault.

I was sitting in my plane on the Forestall and suddenly it blew up. I did not do it. I did not dump it. I did not crash it like I did the plane in Florida or the one in Spain. Those were my fault. I was hot dogging it then. But I was totally innocent this time.

Unfortunately there were quite a few casualties. I don't want to cast aspersions but I think the Captain is trying to pin this on me. I think he has an animus against me. I understand he served under both you and Grandfather. He seems to have taken against me from the first.

I hate to ask for your help again but this is the worst situation I have been in since I was last in my class at the Academy and you had your friend pump up my grades  to at least fifth from the bottom. I need your help.

You know our family name is the most important thing. We must protect it and honor it. The McCains deserve it. We are the elite. America needs us.

Please I beg of you. Help me this once last time.

I love you Dad. Plus if you don't help me I will tell Mom and you know how that will work out for you.

Sincerely yours,
John

The Ballard of John McCain

John McCain is nearing the end. To the bitter end he remains a selfish and arrogant entitled douche bag who puts his own wants and desires over that of his family, party and nation.

He can clearly no longer do the job he was elected to under false pretenses. He is holding onto power with a death grip. The people of Arizona are without representation by their duly elected Senator. Now he is promoting a book where he can settle scores. He states that he wishes that Sarah Palin was never the candidate for Vice President of the Republican party. Well millions of Republicans wish a Democrat was not the Republican candidate for President when he ran. He consistently abandons conservative principles to garner the praise of the media and the Beltway establishment. He was always the Democrats favorite "Republican."

I know, I know he was a war hero. He should never have been in the position of crashing his plane and being taken prisoner. He crashed so many planes that he should have been grounded and made the latrine officer like fuckin' Ensign Pulver for fucks sake. But his father was an Admiral so he got innumerable chances to fuck up and get himself captured and tortured.

Now he has made sure that everyone knows that he doesn't want President Donald Trump at his funeral. He is fine with Bush and Obama and I don't know maybe Lady Graham screaming and tearing at his dress like Filomena when the Godfather died. Fair enough. President Trump will issue a classy statement and stay away. You certainly should be able to say who you want at your funeral.

But lets get the show on the road.

What? Too rough?

Beware the Walking Dead Part 2

John McCain Backs Transgender Ideology, Slams Donald Trump’s Policy

by Neil Munro Brietbart News July 26, 2017

GOP Senators John McCain and Orrin Hatch are objecting to President Donald Trump’s forceful rejection of the progressives’ demand that the Pentagon help some service members live as members of the opposite sex.

“Any American who meets current medical and readiness standards should be allowed to continue serving,” said a morning statement by Sen. McCain, who appears to accept the claim that a person”s gender identity” should be respected by the Pentagon and enforced on other soldiers.

There is no reason to force service members who are able to fight, train, and deploy to leave the military—regardless of their gender identity. We should all be guided by the principle that any American who wants to serve our country and is able to meet the standards should have the opportunity to do so—and should be treated as the patriots they are.

Can we get Charlie Gard's doctors to take over John McCain's case?

McCain diagnosed with Brain Tumor
Brietbart News July 7, 2017

The office of Senator John McCain also released the following statement: “Senator McCain appreciates the outpouring of support he has received over the last few days. He is in good spirits as he continues to recover at home with his family in Arizona. He is grateful to the doctors and staff at Mayo Clinic for their outstanding care, and is confident that any future treatment will be effective. Further consultations with Senator McCain’s Mayo Clinic care team will indicate when he will return to the United States Senate.”

(Why doesn't he resign? How long does he have to hold on to power. Why isn't there a mechanism to force a new election. Like the 25th amendment. I think there should be a constitutional amendment that if a senator or congressman misses a certain number of votes his seat will be declared open and a special election would be ordered.

I know why he will not resign. He wants to stay on to start more wars and get more American boys killed overseas to nation build and do the bidding of the globalists. He will hold on bitterly and cost us many votes in the Senate. Maybe even cost a Supreme court nominee. Because of his ego and greed.)

Tales of Amy's Garden

General Woundwort McCain: You were one of those on the riverbank. Did Bigwig send you? You know President Trump?

Hazel: I'm a friend of President Trump. And no that is not a wig. That is his real hair. I have come to tell you that we have to end the endless wars. Nation building. Overturning governments in places like Iraq and Libya and now Syria. It has to end now. It is none of our business.

General Woundwort McCain: What was left unfinished will be finished now. We have to show the world that we are the world’s policeman. That we will overturn the tyrants in Syria and Russia and North Korea. Everywhere they do not bend to our superior thoughts and words. We are the ones who will decide. We are the one world government and everyone from Trump to Putin will bow to our dictate.

Hazel: It would be better for both of us if we could come to terms with the fact that we cannot control the world. That we have to worry about our own people. That we have to put the Warren first. Worry about the rabbits not the world. Let the camels and the men who love them take care of themselves.

General Woundwort McCain: Terms? You want to come to terms with our limitations?  Very well. These are my terms. Hand over all the deserters immediately. All of you who dare to stand against the Global ambitions of the Deep State. Bannon. Miller. Donald Trump Jr. All of them must be destroyed.

Hazel: We couldn't agree to that. But I can suggest something better, for both of us--

General Woundwort McCain: [dangerous] You're in no position to bargain. I control the Senate. I control the media. They love me and will do my bidding. They will destroy you and Bigwig.

Hazel: We shouldn't be fighting each other. We have enough enemies as it is. Perhaps we should be together. A joining of free, independent people who work for the people. The people of America. The people of America first, last and always.

General Woundwort McCain: [considers this] Ah, I have no time for this nonsense!

Campion: Shall I kill him, sir?

General Woundwort McCain: No. [to Hazel] You take back our terms. And you tell your chief, Bigwig, that if he and Bannon and the others aren't waiting outside when I come for them, I'll tear out every throat in the place!

Hazel: I am sorry General. I will pass on your demands but I know that the President will never surrender. He will fight for his people and they are behind him. All the way. It is war. To the knife.

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For what?

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place: and in the sky
The larks still bravely singing fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead: Short days ago,
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved: and now we lie
In Flanders fields!

Take up our quarrel with the foe
To you, from failing hands, we throw
The torch: be yours to hold it high
If ye break faith with us who die,
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields

(John McCrae May 3. 1915)

KLEM TV

The most famous unmasking scene in film history:*

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Who knew it was John McCain under the mask?
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*Universal Pictures (1925) forbade any pre-release stills of Lon Chaney and his make-up.

Sean Hannity commits truth....but he is still a dick

Sean Hannity is not my cup of tea. He has his head in the right place and is correct in most of what he says but he just so smug and condescending that he sets my teeth on edge. He is getting grief today about a tweet he made that committed truth.

He is getting a lot of push back from the lame stream media and the conservative cucks like Red State. They are pulling out the big guns because he termed the grumpy old man a war criminal. Now he was never an adjudicated criminal but he sure rallied behind every war that we have had in the last thirty years. He pushed these wars. He excused these wars. He wants to start new wars. With Russia no less. Hannity can get smacked around. He is a big boy. But McCain has passed his sell by date. Trump needs to smash. He will regret it if he doesn't do something soon.

John McCain needs to F off and die.

The word leaked out that President Trump ended his call with the Australian Prime Minister after 25 minutes when it was scheduled for an hour. President Trump was pissed at the one sided  deal that Obama made where the US would take a bunch of illegal immigrant Muslims who were trying to sneak into Australia. Why? Why should we take them in? Because Obama wanted to bring every possible terrorist he could find into America?

So what does Supreme Douchebag John McCain do? He calls up the Australian Ambassador to tell him not to worry that Australia is still an important ally and he wouldn't let anything happen to our relationship. Who does McCain think he is? The only person who has less influence with Donald Trump would be Rosie O'Donnell. McCain is totally out of line.  But then he is almost always out of line.

On issue after issue McCain and Graham are opposing President Trump and working with the opposition party. They are against the Travel Restrictions. They are against infrastructure spending.
They are against the nuclear option. They have never gotten over the fact that the Republican party and the US electorate have repudiated them and elected Donald Trump as President.

I think President Trump needs to do something about this. Aren't there some incriminating pictures of Lindsey Graham out there somewhere? Isn't there some financial irregularities in McCains past like the Keating thing? Trump needs to smash them both as soon as possible.

(Great minds think alike. Here is an excellent post at Instapundit  about the meddling John McCain.)