Lust in Space

"Why hello Major West. Fancy meeting you here."
"Hamana hamana hamana."
"Why are't you dressed properly for our leather party? I am very disappointed in you. I guess you don't want to do any exploring. Oh well. I guess I will have to make do with the robot. He is the Joe Biden model you know. He knows what to do with his hands."

We're in the Army now!

"Oh dear boy....I am afraid we are in the army now!"

"What does that mean Dr. Smith?"

"Why that we can be in the army or the air force or best of all in the Navy."

"Oh you mean like your friends the Cowboy, the Indian and the motorcycles rider."

"Yes just like them. Now come along young William. I want to teach you about trench mouth."

(Robot starts waving his arms and clanking) "Danger Will Robinson Danger!"

"Shut up you bubble-headed booby!

Lust in Space?

This is what Judy Robinson looked like in the original Lost in Space.

This is what Judy Robinson looks like in the new Netflicks production of Lost in Space.

Just another example of how political correctness ruins everything.

Do microwaves dream of Baked Potatoes?

Or do they dream of electric sleep?

I knew so little of what I needed to dream about when I was a kid. But at least I had something good to dream about.

Will young lads feel the same way thirty years from now?