WKRLEM: To Die for!

Here is the whole episode.

Famous last words

"I really enjoyed having you on the show Julie."
"Well you would enjoy having me in real life even more Peter."
"Hamana-hamana-hamanaaaaa-gulp."
"Why are you turning so red?"
"Eh I don't know Julie.. I just know one thing."
"What's that baby?"
"These tits are to die for."
"Well lets hope not for a long long time."

KLEM TV

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"Your propinquity*  could make a man forget himself."

Of course Batman throws her over when she mentions offing Robin but(t) fortunately he was wearing his "Batplug(s)."
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* Is that one of Chip's "P" words?

I don't think you can be my therapist!

"Why hello. I haven't seen you in quite some time. Too busy for me?"
"No Selina. But it was the holidays and I had to spend time with my family."
"Well did you have to neglect your friends so? I mean not a word for weeks."
"I was very busy. But you seem to have made a new friend?"
"Who Doug? Yes he is a fellow patient here. We are putting together a skit to entertain everyone for News Year."
"Really, what kind of skit?"
"Why a magic act. You see I am going to make Doug's bird disappear. Would you like to try it. I could make your bird disappear. Don't worry. It will be in a warm moist place. It will slip right in. Your bird will feel great...Hello....Hello....Hello."
"Hamana, hamana, hamana, uuuurrrrpppphhhhh!!!!"
"Yes well Happy New Year to you too. My goodness you just turned blue like the blue moon tonight. Hee."

"Hello baby, I have been waiting for you. It has been awhile."
"I am here Selina. You look comfortable."
"Yes well I am. In my wicker chair. Under my blanket. But not all of me. You see I do not have any pants on. This is your trigger warning. You can just lift up the blanket to see. I just got shaved. Not all the way. I know you like a natural woman. I just had a landing strip made. Why are you turning blue?"
 "Hamana, hamana, hamana, uuuurrrrpppphhhhh!!!!"
 "Oh  you are so silly. Why not take out your little plane and bring into the landing strip. What kind of plane do you have. A fighter. A bomber. Or is it a bi-plane. Because if it is I can have the McMurphy or the Indian join us. They are up for it....Trey...Trey.....please get up off the floor. This is getting old.

I don't think you can be my therapist!

"Miss Kyle...Miss Kyle...why are you on the roof."
"Why I am looking for someone officer."
"Please come down, you might do yourself an injury. What are you doing up on the roof."
"Why I am looking for my therapist. He seems to have abandoned me. And I don't know why."
"I am sure he didn't mean it. He is probably just very busy. Now please, come down off that roof."
"No I don't think so. It is kind of hot and this is a tin roof. Where else should a cat be after all. Meeeeoooowwwww!!!!!"

I don' think you can be my therapist!

" You call yourself the "Boy Wonder."  Here I have bunch of Hench woman in tight leopard tops and stretch pants and you can't even raise a twig. What's up with that?"
"He is a pure and decent young man you evil wench. Back away and leave him alone."
"Holy rare clumbers Batman! Will we ever escape the clutches of this felonious feline?"

I don't think you can be my therapist!

"I don't think I can have you as my therapist."

"Why not Selina, I think I might be able to help?"

"Well you see you remind me of someone very dear to me. It would be too confusing."

"Yes I can see that."

"Your deep voice, your calm reassuring manner. Even your habit of smoking cigars."

"You were very close weren't you?"

"Yes we were. I remember when I was just a young kitten. I would run to him to tell him about my day. I would climb up into his lap as he sat on his recliner wrapped in a fur robe very reminiscent of that one. He would stroke my hair and murmur reassuring words and he made me very very safe. It would seem that he would always have a cigar in his pocket."

"Sometimes Selina a cigar is just a cigar."

"Yes except when it isn't."