Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

When will get back to normal?

When is this phony coronavirus bullshit going to end?

I notice that Governor Witless in Michigan is ending her executive orders on Thursday and letting her state get back to normal. I guess when they are burning cop cars in the middle of the street it doesn't really matter if they wear masks. She can stop arresting barbers and start to worry about the savages looting Target and CVS.

It got so bad that I had to have the wife give me a haircut. She was really scared but she did it anyway. She was worried that she was going to mess it up. I told her I used to get my haircuts at the racetrack where it cost two dollars for a clipping. So I wasn't worried.

She did a creditable job. There's only one problem.

She won't let me cut her hair.

Friday, March 29, 2019

"I saw obvious discomfort in the women’s faces" or "Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?”

Fresh off The Cut:
Imagine you’re at work and a male colleague who you have no personal relationship with approaches you from behind, smells your hair, and kisses you on the head. Now imagine it’s the CEO of the company. If Biden and I worked together in a traditional office, I would have complained to the HR department, but on the campaign trail, there’s no clear path for what to do when a powerful man crosses the line. In politics, you shrug it off, smile for the cameras, and get back to the task of trying to win your race.

After the event, I told a few of my staff what happened. We all talked about the inexplicable weirdness of what he did, but I didn’t plan on telling anyone else. I didn’t have the language or the outlet to talk about what happened. Who do you tell? What do you say? Is it enough of a transgression if a man touches and kisses you without consent, but doesn’t rise to the level of what most people consider sexual assault? I did what most women do, and moved on with my life and my work.

Time passed and pictures started to surface of Vice-President Biden getting uncomfortably close with women and young girls. Biden nuzzling the neck of the Defense secretary’s wife; Biden kissing a senator’s wife on the lips; Biden whispering in women’s ears; Biden snuggling female constituents. I saw obvious discomfort in the women’s faces, and Biden, I’m sure, never thought twice about how it made them feel. I knew I couldn’t say anything publicly about what those pictures surfaced for me; my anger and my resentment grew.

Had I never seen those pictures, I may have been able to give Biden the benefit of the doubt. Had there not been multiple articles written over the years about the exact same thing — calling his creepy behavior an “open secret” — perhaps it would feel less offensive. And yet despite the steady stream of pictures and the occasional article, Biden retained his title of America’s Favorite Uncle.
Sample from the internet, not the woman in question.

Sunday, April 17, 2016

If Star Dates were Like J Dates



"Why thank you Mr. Checkov. What a nice gift for a first date. What is it?"
"It is a custom in my country. Since you are the most beautiful woman on this wessal I gift you with my shaved pubic hair. You can weave into a hat. We do it all the time at home. It is very varm."
"Why I never got any such gift of hair before. I mean I got some from Gene Roddenberry but I had to spit them out one at a time. Thank you very much."
"You vare velcome my nubian princess."

Thursday, March 31, 2016

"Why Did People Wear Powdered Wigs?"

Mental FlossFor nearly two centuries, powdered wigs—called perukes—were all the rage. The chic hairpiece would have never become popular, however, if it hadn't been for a venereal disease, a pair of self-conscious kings, and poor hair hygiene.


The peruke’s story begins like many others—with syphilis. By 1580, the STD had become the worst epidemic to strike Europe since the Black Death.
According to William Clowes, an “infinite multitude” of syphilis patients clogged London’s hospitals, and more filtered in each day. Without antibiotics, victims faced the full brunt of the disease: open sores, nasty rashes, blindness, dementia, and patchy hair loss. Baldness swept the land.

At the time, hair loss was a one-way ticket to public embarrassment. Long hair was a trendy status symbol, and a bald dome could stain any reputation. When Samuel Pepys’s brother acquired syphilis, the diarist wrote, “If [my brother] lives, he will not be able to show his head—which will be a very great shame to me.” Hair was that big of a deal.
And so, the syphilis outbreak sparked a surge in wigmaking. Victims hid their baldness, as well as the bloody sores that scoured their faces, with wigs made of horse, goat, or human hair. Perukes were also coated with powder—scented with lavender or orange—to hide any funky aromas. Although common, wigs were not exactly stylish. They were just a shameful necessity. That changed in 1655, when the King of France started losing his hair.
Louis XIV was only 17 when his mop started thinning. Worried that baldness would hurt his reputation, Louis hired 48 wigmakers to save his image. Five years later, the King of England—Louis’s cousin, Charles II—did the same thing when his hair started to gray (both men likely had syphilis). Courtiers and other aristocrats immediately copied the two kings. They sported wigs, and the style trickled down to the upper-middle class. Europe’s newest fad was born.
The cost of wigs increased, and perukes became a scheme for flaunting wealth. An everyday wig cost about 25 shillings—a week’s pay for a common Londoner. The bill for large, elaborate perukes ballooned to as high as 800 shillings. The word “bigwig” was coined to describe snobs who could afford big, poufy perukes.
When Louis and Charles died, wigs stayed around. (read the whole thing)

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Marco Rubio: You don't win the Nomination by how many states you win....you win by coming in third.



Breibart News.com by Pam Key'


Wednesday on Fox News Channel’s “Fox & Friends,” Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio (R-FL) declared “the majority” of the electorate and Republican voters do not want Trump to be the GOP nominee and that the nominee is not selected by how many states are won.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Let Us Trim Our Hair In Accordance With The Socialist Lifestyle

Says the man with the worst hair style on earth.  And he didn't actually say it as much as he ordered it.


Kim Jong-un, beloved leader of 24 million citizens of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, has ordered that all male university students are now required to get the same haircuts his very own.

Lucky Nork guys.  No more guesswork about hair styles.   Buzz, snip, snip, shave, shave, product, and done.  Every university man looks like Kim.  Sort of.
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a genuine workers' state in which all the people are completely liberated from exploitation and oppression. The workers, peasants, soldiers and intellectuals are the true masters of their destiny and are in a unique position to defend their interests.
Says the DPK's official website.

The "liberated from exploitation and oppression" part must not apply to hairstyles, nor does the "masters of their destiny part."  Or maybe it's something lost in translation.  Anyhow, the university guys probably aren't crazy about the mandated haircut.
"Our leader's haircut is very particular, if you will," one source tells Radio Free Asia. "It doesn't always go with everyone since everyone has different face and head shapes." Meanwhile, a North Korean now living in China says the look is actually unpopular at home because people think it resembles Chinese smugglers. "Until the mid-2000s, we called it the 'Chinese smuggler haircut'."
Lucky for the Nork women, they get to choose their hairstyles from any of eighteen government allowable coifs, while university men get the Kim Jong-un 90's grunge hairstyle.

Are tickle here.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Looks Like Rand Paul is Listening


deborah said...
"Okay, I'm sorry, I can't handle his hair. It's weird. He needs a serious make-over."

I believe April Apple said something similar, about Rand Paul's hair, too, but I cant find it.