My favorite Carol

"When you get to the cutoff.....cut off your Slawson."

"Oooh that sounds painful."

"Shut up and stick out your tits."

"Ok I can do that."

"Don't be a wiseass."

 

KLEM TV

Overheard at Lem's:

edutcher said...
Now you're just plain wrong. One strike, one shot across the bow, is not intervention and it isn't war.
If Trump just wanted to make a point, he made it. I haven't seen any follow-up, and I haven't any announcement of troop commitments.
So it looks like we do have a one off and that should be the end of it.
April 8, 2017 at 8:38 PM

Ed aims and throws a missive like a tomahawk missile. Speaking of which:

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I realize that most of you have seen that Carson clip. But if there's just one of you who hasn't, it was worth reposting.

Steve Martin: The Great Flydini, Carson 1992

 

This was done only once on the Johnny Carson Show in 1992. Fortunately, he recorded it, because it was never performed again. (hat tip AllenS)