Jonathan Gruber, who Nancy Pelosi never heard of, actually wrote a book for all us dummkopfs too stupid to know what taxes and government services are best for us. You can tell by the comic sans typeface it is meant for serious readers. We learn too, but by rumor not from the book, that he owns eight pet parrots. I find that hard to believe but not impossible. Although I did know of one household that remodeled a large portion of their house to accommodate a whole flock of parakeets so that they could fly all around inside and out.
