"Why thank you Mr. Checkov. What a nice gift for a first date. What is it?"
"It is a custom in my country. Since you are the most beautiful woman on this wessal I gift you with my shaved pubic hair. You can weave into a hat. It is very varm."
"Why I never got any such gift. I mean I got some from Gene Roddenbury but I had to spit them out one at a time. Thank you very much."
"You varee velcome my nubian princess."
