“All right pipe down and let’s get started” said Donald
Trump as he gathered together all of his closest advisors to help plan out the
Republican Convention. “Corey what’s the plan? I want this convention to be the
best convention ever! It is gonna be yuge! Who have we lined up for
entertainment?”
“We have a bunch of singers. We start off every night
with Twisted Sister sing “We’re Not Gonna Take
It” while the Convention goers smash big piñata’s of Hillary Clinton.
They hit her cankles and candy treats come out” replied Corey Lewandowski his
campaign manager. Corey styled himself as a clone of Doug from “House of
Cards.” Same bald head. Same cutthroat attitude. Like most of them he has a
tenuous grip on reality. To him it was all a show.
