High tech to the rescue of Germania women

Hi tech notwithstanding, Kirk advises caution.

Product placement

Comma

Dumb ways to die

Reports are kids love this. They howl, apparently. Catchy tune. One man said he'd like it more were he not subjected by younger members of his family singing it four days straight. Sixty-three million views over there on YouTube, two or them are mine. Nearly ninety-four thousand comments, and that is a lot of comments.