The Mayor of Munchkin Land.

Last night we were sitting around the dining room table talking about Mini Mike and all the money he blew in this election. Now the money he wasted on consultants and fancy offices and catered sushi lunches were bad enough. I just couldn't stand the nonstop commercial you were getting everywhere you went. Now I don't watch much commercial television. Everything is on a streaming service. But  he still snuck in commercials there as well.

I have the Joe Rogan app on my phone. I like to listen to podcasts and he has a bunch of them on his app. Joey Diaz. Mark Maron. Mike Francesa. Adam Corrolla. Joe Rogan is a really smart guy and he optimizes his earnings. Every time you leave one podcast to go to another a brief five second commercial comes on. Sometimes it's another app like the Meditation app or Audible Books or Blue Apron. Don't ya know that every other commercial was for Mini Mikes run for president. You couldn't get away from the midget for fucks sake.

Anywhoo we are talking and we were all coming up with better ways to spend the money. We talked about giving it to Saint Jude's Hospital for Children or funding housing for the homeless or some other worthy causes. I had a different idea

Did you really think that Bloomberg had a chance against the God Emperor of the Cherry Blossom Throne

Did you catch any of that debate the other night? Mini Mike Bloomberg got bitch slapped by the likes of that Dog faced Pony Soldier Pocahontas. He mumbled and stumbled and appologized. He couldn't explain away his NDA's with the women he had abused over the years. He couldn't debate with the losers in the Democratic Primary. How the hell is he going to debate Donald Trump

I am looking forward to this campaign. I think we are really going to enjoy it this time.