It puts the lotion on its skin...

...or else it gets the hose again.

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

Bradley Manning willl be eligible for parole in just 9 years.

He betrayed his country and his oath by committing espionage.  In other eras, he would have been shot.  Instead he might be out before his 35th birthday, because he'll be eligible for parole after serving just one-third of his 35 year sentence, and he gets credit for the 3 years he's already served.