"What am I doing here Joan?"
"We are part of a contest Betty. Sort of a poll. Who do the perverts who post here like best. The icy blond or the luscious red head."
"What kind of contest is that?"
"I don't know but it is better than this election bullshit. Plus it is no contest. Who would pick you?"
"Shut up bitch or I will snatch that fake hair off of your fat head."
"Yeah right. I would love to see that!"