introducing Yvonne Craig as Batgirl

This is how you do it!

Dick loves Pat and Pat loves Dick

"So Primer Choi what is it I am eating here? It looks like a bug."
"It is a bat penis Mr President. You are enjoying a great Chinese delicacy. Bat stew. Made with the penis and testes of a thousand bats. It comes from our Wuhan province."
"Err that sounds delightful. But I am not fond of putting a penis in my mouth. My wife Pat agrees. She never does."
"Well bat penis is very small Mr. President."
"Trust me that doesn't matter either. Can I get some Chop Suey instead?"
"That can be arranged Mr. President. In the meantime can we talk about you sending all of your jobs to China?"
"Sure thing Choi. I think would be great for business."

It can't be that big Mr. Hossaroni!

"I don't feel so good Hop Sing ever since you gave me that Bat Soup."

"It be good for you Mr. Hossaroni. Make your egg roll get big like Elephant."

"It's already big enough Hop Sing."

"How big Mr. Hossaroni?"

"This big Hop Sing."

"Oh you big trouble Mr. Hossaroni. You have more Bat Soup it take care of the problem."