an older lady. Maybe early 70's. There were 5-10 sexual history questions in a row. In the middle of them she blurts out, "honey, I've been dried up for years. Nobody has been diggin in this for a long time."
A 65 year old man came in with an abundance of genital warts and said "I kept sleeping with that same dirty woman. That's why I got these things"
I got a laugh out of hearing a young girl tell me she's not currently sexually active, because the last time she had sex was the day before
Paramedic here. I once asked a 20 year old female with abdominal pain:
ME:"Are you sexually active?"
HER: "Yes"
ME: "Any chance you're pregnant?"
HER: "Absolutely not, I could never be pregnancy"
ME: "Not all birth control is 100% effective."
HER: Mine is.
ME: "What kind of birth control is it?"
HER: "um...lesbianism."
Not a nurse but the best response I've heard to this question was from a quiet guy in my freshman college English class. Somehow our discussion on vaccines led to this topic and he told a story about his doctor asking if he was sexually active. His perfect response was "Bro I'm not even socially active"
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Tuesday, August 30, 2016
"Nurses who has to ask the famous "Sexual history?" question, what was the best answer you got?"
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Friday, March 11, 2016
Friday, February 21, 2014
A Few Questions For Pat Benetar
Who among us hasn't listened to Hit Me With Your Best Shot? And really, who among us hasn't sung along, whether in a bar, or on a treadmill at the health club, or in the back of a police car, or maybe just in the car while driving home and hoping not to be pulled over for yet another DUI ticket? It's a catchy song.
The lyrics are, um, interesting, and I have a few questions for Pat Benetar.
When you said "Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history" why didn't you just walk away. A tough cookie? How did you think that a person like that would lead to a good and healthy relationship? Or was it literally a tough cookie, one that you were having some difficulty chewing?
"Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!" Were you soliciting a fight? Was it with a guy or a gal, if that isn't too personal? Or did you mean a different thing by "let's get down to it"?
No, I think you meant a fight, because look here where you said "Why don't you hit me with your best shot!" Or maybe not a fight-fight, this does sound like you're looking for some masochistic behavior, doesn't it. You were looking to get spanked, may be slapped around a bit before rough sex. Hey, that's cool; we're all grown-ups here. Whatever floats your boats.
"Before I put another notch in my lipstick case you better make sure you put me in my place."
Pat, have you considered how a thing like this might anger some women? First of all, the lipstick reference, some women will be offended by that because they detest the use of lipstick and makeup and such non-feminist things. At the same time, other women will like that as a subtle reference to the lipstick lesbians that are a kind of unicorn in the dating world these days (so I'm told, cough cough). Clever, having it both ways.
"Put me in my place" See, there's a troubling part of the lyric. It supposes that your place is inferior to someone else's place. And someone thinks that he/she/it/them is/are in some way superior to you. Unless you meant "my place" is tied up on a bed or in a basement somewhere, part of that whole bondage thing.
Okay, you are putting on lipstick before being tied up and spanked. I think it's clear now that that's what you meant by your lyrics. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
In fact, I'll remember that while I watch this great performance. Thanks for the *memories*.
The lyrics are, um, interesting, and I have a few questions for Pat Benetar.
When you said "Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history" why didn't you just walk away. A tough cookie? How did you think that a person like that would lead to a good and healthy relationship? Or was it literally a tough cookie, one that you were having some difficulty chewing?
"Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!" Were you soliciting a fight? Was it with a guy or a gal, if that isn't too personal? Or did you mean a different thing by "let's get down to it"?
No, I think you meant a fight, because look here where you said "Why don't you hit me with your best shot!" Or maybe not a fight-fight, this does sound like you're looking for some masochistic behavior, doesn't it. You were looking to get spanked, may be slapped around a bit before rough sex. Hey, that's cool; we're all grown-ups here. Whatever floats your boats.
"Before I put another notch in my lipstick case you better make sure you put me in my place."
Pat, have you considered how a thing like this might anger some women? First of all, the lipstick reference, some women will be offended by that because they detest the use of lipstick and makeup and such non-feminist things. At the same time, other women will like that as a subtle reference to the lipstick lesbians that are a kind of unicorn in the dating world these days (so I'm told, cough cough). Clever, having it both ways.
"Put me in my place" See, there's a troubling part of the lyric. It supposes that your place is inferior to someone else's place. And someone thinks that he/she/it/them is/are in some way superior to you. Unless you meant "my place" is tied up on a bed or in a basement somewhere, part of that whole bondage thing.
Okay, you are putting on lipstick before being tied up and spanked. I think it's clear now that that's what you meant by your lyrics. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
In fact, I'll remember that while I watch this great performance. Thanks for the *memories*.
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