You run across the funniest things sometimes...

Just tryin' to spruce up the place a bit, not pining for the fjords, not here to needle anyone, not that I wood, anyway.

This ain't wood alcohol!

 

I wonder if you started with apple wood whether or not the drink would taste like apple pie. We'll have to as Mags

And why not some more Dave Brubeck to go with it, even though this should be posted on September 8th.

Blue Rondo a la Turk.

Who do you think is sexy?

Chickie and I are having a dispute with Little Debbie about feminine pulchritude.

So who do you think is sexy?

Christina Hendricks or the look that the mo's who do fashion love to push on the public?

You make the call sports fans!

Whose that girl?

She is a nurse that they would never turn out of her flat to give it to a dirty Muslim refugee. Plus they wouldn't want to live there since they would have to bathe in a water tank.

Wait a minute. What am I talking about? They don't bathe.

Oh well.....whose that girl?

California Wildfires

"13,000 Under Evacuation Orders as Rocky Fire Rages"

 

Link to video

Labor Day Morgenblätter (Morning Papers)

"On the first Monday of September, Americans enjoy a day of rest to appreciate the social and economic efforts of those whose hard work built our country."

"The first Labor Day was celebrated on September 5, 1882, in New York City, by the Central Labor Union, according to the U.S. Department of Labor.

As President Theodore Roosevelt once said: "It is only through labor and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things."

The Girls Saw Through Him, Electric Blue

Questlove Gomes: i think Paris Gray is brilliant

"A Georgia high school student’s clever use of the periodic table may cost her a seat at graduation."

The senior class vice president used the names of elements in her yearbook quote that when abbreviated to their atomic symbol spell out, “Back that ass up.”

“When the going gets tough just remember to Barium, Carbon, Potassium, Thorium, Astatine, Arsenic, Sulfur, Uranium, Phosphorus,” Paris Gray wrote.

“Basically, it was me just saying start all over again,” Gray told WSBTV. “You have to go back and start all over.”

Gray’s mother, Zarinah Woods, thought the quote was funny.

“My first reaction was, ‘You are such a nerd,’” she said.

Earthquake: Near La Habra, California

"Authorities were tallying damage from a magnitude 5.1 earthquake that struck Southern California Friday evening."

Fullerton police said early Saturday that up to 50 people had been displaced because of home damage.

The quake, centered near La Habra, caused furniture to tumble, pictures to fall off walls and glass to break. Merchandise fell off store shelves, and there were reports of plate glass windows shattered.

We have friends there, Chickl and Bags. I hope they are doing ok. If you are so inclined please say a little prayer for them and for the rest of the people there.

Earthquake Map