The Sixto Sense

 "I have won the prize." "It is not for my blog." "I gave it to the fat Irish man. It is his white privilege."

"So they gave me the plug. Not the plug for the butt like the one they gave that maricon fudge packer Aaron Rodgers. It is the plug for the spark."

"I see car people."

The Sixto Sense.

"Hola Amigo's yo no comprende. Que es eso?"
"I no get the Silver Slugger or the Glove de oro. Perro me tiene the spark plug?"
"Why? Because I should fix the car? That's racist."
"Why not give me some lettuce or beans that was fresh picked."
"People in Wisconsin are muy malo."
"I see cheezy people."

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"Why have you ignored me for so long?"
"You hate the Espanol in el beisbol"
"Look what you have done to Pascual."
"Soon you will be coming for me. For Luis. For the Alomars. At least the ones without the Aides."
"I do not fear you."
"I have lived in Milwaukee."
"When you have lived in Milwaukee you have already been in hell."
" I see Cheese!"

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"Come I always love to take the photo with my fans."
"So do you like the beisbol young man? I bet you like to play with the balls no? I know I do?"
"Say what kind of name is Garage? Swedish?"
"Anyway you must stay for after the game. We have a great tradition here at County Stadium. It is not the Old Timers like the Yanquis. Or Banner Day like the Mets. We take out the wieners and let them race."
"Do you like to race with you wieners?"
"Oh look....I see wieners."

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"Hey I know it is late night but I would like to talk."
"Why don't you answer my calls anymore?"
" Now I have to send the email or the comment on your blog."
"You know I don't drink anymore. Tequila was my friend but now I am all alone. Solo me. No es bueno."
"I was busy listening to music today and I thought of you."
"Remember when we used to drive to the ballpark and listen to Celia Cruz on the radio?"
"And what we used to say when we got to County Stadium?"
"I see white people."