If Star Dates were like J Date

"So it this your first time at the Starfleet Speed dating event?"
"Yes I thought it was the logical thing to do. So what do you do here at Star Fleet?
"I do communications baby because I am very oral."
"Fascinating. Have I ever told you about the Vulcan Vagina pinch?"
"Sounds groovy baby. Oh there be the bell. I have to go talk to the chink. I see you later."

Did you ever get the feeling?

Did you ever get the feeling that those Chinese delivery guys never eat their own food?

Maybe they know something we don't know.