They all do pretty much the same thing so let's go to a place were the music is best. Qatar. They'll do Halal there, that's better than regular chicken, it's more careful. A brining too. We can pick up a chicken on the way out.
My favorite part is where all the chickens and chicken parts are packaged up and carefully stacked up and kept at a cold temperature out there on the Arab peninsula and loaded onto a truck and when the truck is full of cold packaged chicken parts the whole place turns into a chicken battery farm and there they are alive again with their heads sticking out and producing eggs to roll down narrow ramps and start the whole process all over again. They're like magical phoenix chickens.
